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Old 05-22-08, 04:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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hahahahahaha DAMN IT though

So I had to pee really fucking bad. I get up from my desk and race to the restroom. I refuse to sit on any toilet seat unless it's covered. So I hurry up and place the cover on the seat and I pretty much ripped my pants down and sit...and BAM...instead of the pee breaking the the paper it fucking started spraying all over me. MOTHER FUCKER

I'm going home now...

me = Piss pants

so Audri you are not the only one to get pissed on.
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Old 05-22-08, 05:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hahahahahaha DAMN IT though

So I had to pee really fucking bad. I get up from my desk and race to the restroom. I refuse to sit on any toilet seat unless it's covered. So I hurry up and place the cover on the seat and I pretty much ripped my pants down and sit...and BAM...instead of the pee breaking the the paper it fucking started spraying all over me. MOTHER FUCKER

I'm going home now...

me = Piss pants

so Audri you are not the only one to get pissed on.

Thanks for the visual, missy. hahahaha
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Old 05-22-08, 05:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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Whaaaaat? Don't those toilet seat covers just go around the ring and have a big hole in the middle? I've never heard of one that the pee breaks through the paper on.

I thought all you girls just hovered anyway.
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Old 05-22-08, 05:54 PM   #4 (permalink)
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bwahahaha you pee peed on yourself!!!
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Old 05-22-08, 05:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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Old 05-22-08, 06:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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On the contrary, Its also hard for guys to piss after sex. trust.
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On the contrary, Its also hard for guys to piss after sex. trust.
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Might want to get that checked out. I don't have that issue.
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hahahahahaha DAMN IT though

So I had to pee really fucking bad. I get up from my desk and race to the restroom. I refuse to sit on any toilet seat unless it's covered. So I hurry up and place the cover on the seat and I pretty much ripped my pants down and sit...and BAM...instead of the pee breaking the the paper it fucking started spraying all over me. MOTHER FUCKER

I'm going home now...

me = Piss pants

so Audri you are not the only one to get pissed on.
hahahah you're fucking awesome.

it's hard to perfect the squat and pee, without touching the seat...especially when you're drunk (not in this case, of coarse) but you'll get it!
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Old 05-23-08, 06:26 AM   #11 (permalink)
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i don't really care about public toilet seats
as long as i don't see anything
and i wipe it over once
good enough.
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Old 05-23-08, 08:24 AM   #12 (permalink)
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wow. I didn't know people still used seat covers but my grandma
 
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your face is dirtier than your ass

just plop down and do your thing sans toilet seat cover
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The only problem i really have with public toilet seats is when they are warm to sit on.
That kinda freaks me out.
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i have never understood people that wont set on a toilet seat without a cover...
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