how fucking retarded do you have to be

[alexican]

thanks class partner, for being a complete fuck up and sending that assingment to the wrong fucking email like i fucking told you not to. thanks so much because now our post is like 3 fucking days late, and we look like incompetent assholes. thanks also for not bothering to check your class email at all until fucking 10pm on sunday night; i guess i shouldn't have wasted so much text on trying to get a hold of your stupid ass. i'll do the fucking post because i don't want a zero, but i want you to know i'll be cussing your ass out the entire time.

and to you professor, THIS is why your class sucks so bad. partner assignments via email? oh yeah thats a super idea. we're all taking online courses because we don't have time to attend a fucking campus class during the week, and you're asking us to do partner assignments. with people we've never met. who live in different time zones and different states. through email. oh yeah, what could possibly go wrong with that? i especially like how you asked us to pick our own partners this time, since you know, the last partner assignment that YOU were in charge of orchestrating turned out to be the biggest clusterfuck of all time.