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lightz · 07-17-08, 03:23 PM

When are you getting married?

I get asked this all the time. From friends, family members, co-workers. WTF! I'll get married when I'm damnned ready.

I usually don't mind answering to it, but I seriously get asked it at least twice a week.

ugggh..

matt · 07-17-08, 03:24 PM

just tell them you are divorced from now on. they'll never ask again

pickle · 07-17-08, 03:28 PM

tell them you're gay

07-17-08, 03:32 PM

Tell them when they're dead.

matt · 07-17-08, 03:36 PM

tell them you're a gay widow

Nightlife Privilege Revoker · 07-17-08, 03:44 PM

tell them you like dudes and its illegal

juandingo · 07-17-08, 03:46 PM

tell them you love nothing better than a big sweaty cock and nuts.

Nightlife Privilege Revoker · 07-17-08, 03:47 PM

yeah, what juan said. bigfoot dick.

lightz · 07-17-08, 03:48 PM

Lol

alexican · 07-17-08, 03:59 PM

tell them her parents want her to wait until she's 17

juandingo · 07-17-08, 04:02 PM

tell them why buy the cow when the milk is free. and boy is she a cow.

hepkatmama · 07-17-08, 04:11 PM

or tell them your fiance ran off to join the circus.

Alexis Gold · 07-17-08, 04:12 PM

Tell them that you don't want to marry her b/c yr really in love w/them & they don't want you.

juandingo · 07-17-08, 04:13 PM

tell them you're saving yourself for the day you can marry your blow up german shepard.

Sir Meh · 07-17-08, 04:23 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/perso...ing/index.html

07-17-08, 03:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
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07-17-08, 03:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
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07-17-08, 03:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
Nightlife Privilege Revoker u are NOT going out 2nite Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Revokerville Posts: 18,000	tell them you like dudes and its illegal __________________ how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?

07-17-08, 03:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
juandingo benny ill Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lakewood Posts: 4,027	tell them you love nothing better than a big sweaty cock and nuts. __________________ "We've seen you. We know you. We've been you. We'll show you." - Phenomenal Handclap Band "A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men." - Willy Wonka facebook twitter myspace

07-17-08, 03:47 PM	#8 (permalink)
Nightlife Privilege Revoker u are NOT going out 2nite Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Revokerville Posts: 18,000	yeah, what juan said. bigfoot dick. __________________ how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?

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07-17-08, 03:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
pickle Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,957	tell them you're gay

07-17-08, 03:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
Luxe Guest Posts: n/a	Tell them when they're dead.

07-17-08, 04:02 PM	#11 (permalink)
juandingo benny ill Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lakewood Posts: 4,027	tell them why buy the cow when the milk is free. and boy is she a cow. __________________ "We've seen you. We know you. We've been you. We'll show you." - Phenomenal Handclap Band "A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men." - Willy Wonka facebook twitter myspace

07-17-08, 04:11 PM	#12 (permalink)
hepkatmama squeaky clean Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: this ][ close Posts: 12,125	or tell them your fiance ran off to join the circus. __________________ "Don't fight darkness. Bring the light, and darkness will disappear" -MMY

07-17-08, 04:13 PM	#14 (permalink)
juandingo benny ill Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lakewood Posts: 4,027	tell them you're saving yourself for the day you can marry your blow up german shepard. __________________ "We've seen you. We know you. We've been you. We'll show you." - Phenomenal Handclap Band "A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men." - Willy Wonka facebook twitter myspace

07-17-08, 04:23 PM	#15 (permalink)
Sir Meh CHIT! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 15,350 Blog Entries: 1	http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/perso...ing/index.html __________________ Like any other symptom of emotional damage, the bully is emotionally crippled and sociologically hindered, so you can see how desperate and ineffective all his or her anger and lashing out is

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