I work for a $13 Billion company....

[PETA]

Originally Posted by progress

We're $13 Billion in Sales, $13.5 Billion in assets. Take your pick.

I'll take the assets please.... where and when would you like to drop them off?

[PETA]

Originally Posted by progress

That shit gets old. I use Citi as well. They do it all the time, even after I have requested for them to stop monitoring my charges.

I think this may be a Lizard Lounge cross-over tongue in cheek kinda comment...

that guy's got low self-esteem so he's he's always up to no good

[bryAnt]

Some companies just don't like to spend money on IT. I'm sure if there was any department in your corporation that wanted more money for better toys, it'd be those nerds. They have to maintain and stay under a budget as well (while still justifying their jobs). I don't imagine that your Admin has much control over anything budget related. Your company don't make money buying new computers, they make money selling widgets or whatever it is you sell and beating you up over expenses.

[Alexis Gold]

I can't stand the idea of working w/a company that has such a set budget when it comes to IT... yet has a huge budget for Cowboy tickets.

[Dionysos]

Originally Posted by progress

Which do you think costs more -- a new computer that will last me longer than 4 months, or the 5 days I am now going to be down because I have to send this one in to I.T. to get fixed?

You're a sales guy, so in those 5 days the company probably saved $40k in man-hours from engineers not being taken away from important projects to answer your ridiculous questions. Advantage, old laptop.

[Sir Meh]

Originally Posted by Dionysos

You're a sales guy, so in those 5 days the company probably saved $40k in man-hours from engineers not being taken away from important projects to answer your ridiculous questions. Advantage, old laptop.

I guess this is approprate at this point:

http://thewebsiteisdown.com/

[Dionysos]

Originally Posted by Sir Meh

I guess this is approprate at this point:

http://thewebsiteisdown.com/

People have been sending me this for weeks but I never loaded it until now. That's greatness.

[Funkenstein]

I gotta admit that is a good one, Mark.

Too many Chips and Lazlos in this world.

[PETA]

Originally Posted by Dionysos

You're a sales guy, so in those 5 days the company probably saved $40k in man-hours from engineers not being taken away from important projects to answer your ridiculous questions. Advantage, old laptop.

Those sales guys not being able to do their job..... no money for IT

IT is a cost center and sales is a revenue center. IT works to support the cats the bring in the $$$. A thankless job but most of them make up for it in the asshole quotient

Thank you Jimmy Fallon

[umalak_]

Originally Posted by Sir Meh

I guess this is approprate at this point:

http://thewebsiteisdown.com/

oh my i'm dying over here

that is funniest shit i've seen in a long time

[progress]

Originally Posted by Dionysos

You're a sales guy, so in those 5 days the company probably saved $40k in man-hours from engineers not being taken away from important projects to answer your ridiculous questions. Advantage, old laptop.

I'll just put it to you this way. If I don't call on those engineers working on "important projects", then you don't get power to your computer to play on DDM all day.

Hope that helps.

[Sir Meh]

Originally Posted by progress

I'll just put it to you this way. If I don't call on those engineers working on "important projects", then you don't get power to your computer to play on DDM all day.

Hope that helps.

Please watch the video I posted, chip

[Dionysos]

Originally Posted by progress

I'll just put it to you this way. If I don't call on those engineers working on "important projects", then you don't get power to your computer to play on DDM all day.

Hope that helps.

And if you keep distracting the engineers, you won't have a product to sell. This isn't a one way street, Chip.

[Sir Meh]

I propose a name change of progress to Chip

[Wes]

Originally Posted by progress

...I'm 127% of my sales quota. As a team, my group (6 people) is $16 Million over our sales goal.

DON'T YOU THINK YOU CAN AFFORD TO GET ME A GOD DAMN COMPUTER THAT FUCKING WORKS!!!!!! I've had 4 fucking laptops in a year and a half because our piece of shit I.T. department is too fucking cheap to buy me a new one and keeps sending me 5 year old computers!!!!

I seriously am about to fucking quit over a god damn computer!!!!

[/end rant]

As a person in IT that has to deal with idiot users all day, I can guarantee that your IT department would LOVE to give you a new laptop just to get you to shut the fuck up and go away. If they're not allowed to order you a new one then you need to complain to management, not at IT.

Besides 4 laptops in a year and a half? That's on you as the user. The IT guys aren't doing anything to fuck up 4 computers.