Social retards.

[Enchilada with Doo Doo as the meat]

<social retard.

Really I'm more of an introvert. But whatev's

[mlwald79]

i'm rich, bitch

[DjKrispy]

You guys are harsh, and probably don't help the "social retards" become any more social.

- talk too much about how much money they have -I call these people stuck up/snobby
- giggle at EVERYTHING (esp if they are a MAN, or at least SUPPOSE to be) -Usually a sign of nervousness
- want all your attention & get pissy if you don't give it them - Attention Whores
- say things that are suppose to make you feel dumb -Assholes
- have no idea what sarcasm is -Maybe you're just bad at sarcasm, or hey maybe they just didn't get it.

Squirmers - that's a nervous thing too.

I used to be a big social retard, still am in some situations. Not everyone can be a social butterfly.

Then again this is DDM, why did I just waste my time typing this.

[Alexis Gold]

Originally Posted by DjKrispy

You guys are harsh, and probably don't help the "social retards" become any more social.

How do you help someone that doesn't want?

Show them by example.

*prances around in front of social retards like a social genius*

[DjKrispy]

Originally Posted by Kitty B.I.C.

How do you help someone that doesn't want?

Show them by example.

*prances around in front of social retards like a social genius*

Well yes that works. But I'm guessing most of you went off and had a laugh at their expense after they left.

[Alexis Gold]

Originally Posted by DjKrispy

Well yes that works. But I'm guessing most of you went off and had a laugh at their expense after they left.

Actually we looked at each other & said, "Did she just saw what I THOUGHT she said?"

No one is laughing. Someone should have tried to get all close so that person could fund our adult beverage drinking club.

[Sindell357]

A 36 year old man did that to me this weekend. He said -

"I really do have a lot of money but I have a wife the doesn't work and 3 kids.... you know I own my own business right??"

This is a very cool guy that I met through another friend for a few years now. We've partied together at least a few times. i know he has a family. i know his wife doesn't work. i know he owns his own business. Etc.

i dont like when people act like this. it makes me feel like they are nervous, which in turn makes me nervous.

[Alexis Gold]

Yeah, I felt like I was about to get "bought out"

Kitty does have a price. I cost just a little over a 4,000 sq foot condo in a high rise in downtown.

[-m-]

I urinate myself whenever I'm around Nina.

[Alexis Gold]

Originally Posted by -m-

I urinate myself whenever I'm around Nina.

I always say dumb shit.

And then blame it on whatever recreational I'm abusing at the moment.

[-m-]

It takes awhile for my real personality to come out. I guess I'm just really guarded around people I don't know.

[Alexis Gold]

Originally Posted by -m-

It takes awhile for my real personality to come out. I guess I'm just really guarded around people I don't know.

Why?

What happened?

[-m-]

Eh, I guess I just took a lot of abuse in my formative years from other kids and have been kicked around by the universe quite a bit. I won't go into my sob story lol. I have a lot of really awesome true friends now and that's all that matters.

[Alexis Gold]

I remember I was really shy my very first semester of high school. I ate lunch in the bathroom for a week b/c I was too ashamed to sit alone.

I'm really not into being alone. Still to this day. I swear, I need a posse just to go to the corner store.

[Ender]

example:

Originally Posted by Bob Dobbs

their site sux. very poor quality. i wanna watch in hd on my 65" tv

Originally Posted by clay donkey

- talk too much about how much money they have
I call this "passive bragging." I want to tell you how super cool and awesome and better than you I am, but I have to fit it into some sort of story so it looks like I'm not actually bragging and waving it in your face.