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08-18-08, 11:35 PM
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| The Hobbit Queen  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Carrollton
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| Weirdos in the work place
I work w/ a bunch of weirdos. Today this lady I work with comes and shows me a broken paperclip. She asks how to nurse it back to health. I laugh thinking she's just being funny. She comes back and shows me that she put a bandaid on it. Then she messages me and tells me she made it a little bed and named him Christopher. She grabbed these 2 little furry animal things to "watch over him" and said one of them is his nurse and the other is the priest. She actually brought it all over to my desk and told me to take care of it while she went to lunch! What is the world come to... 
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08-19-08, 12:09 AM
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lol it's that kind of shit that enables you to survive a cubicle life we do all kinds of nutty shit at my job just to keep from hating every second we're there
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08-19-08, 12:53 AM
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| Totally Magnignicent  Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dallas, Texas
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As my grandmother always told me, when the crazy people ask you a question just smile and nod until they go away. Nothing defeats the crazy like them thinking you are crazier still. 
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08-19-08, 07:58 AM
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08-19-08, 11:20 AM
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you should kidnap the paper clip. and tell her Christopher wants to live with you now.
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08-19-08, 11:28 AM
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08-19-08, 11:30 AM
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08-19-08, 11:33 AM
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That's a little nutty. lol ~Nikki~
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08-19-08, 11:51 AM
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Gosh, we used to pull just crazy jokes on each when I worked in an accounting department of 8... I love doing that.  Made work go by so much faster.
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08-19-08, 11:58 AM
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lol i wouldn't tell her Christopher wants to live with you. I wouldn't leave any trail to you. i'm sure there are other ppl that know how quirky she is.
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08-19-08, 12:09 PM
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SOMEONE has too much time on her hands. lol That's just silly
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