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Old 08-21-08, 01:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Just opened my fortune cookie from Panda Express....
...."The night life is for you"

hahahhahaha WTF?

I was jacked!
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LOL maybe that cookie has been waiting for you for 6 years , and you just now got it ... it could of changed life as we know it LIZ! ... or atleast how you do
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LOL maybe that cookie has been waiting for you for 6 years , and you just now got it ... it could of changed life as we know it LIZ! ... or atleast how you do
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That is the best fortune cookie evar!
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Old 08-21-08, 02:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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maybe it means that bc your baby sleeps through the night, the night is once again yours for the taking
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hahahhahaha WTF?

I was jacked!
no no no you got it alllllllll wrong you are suppose to put "in bed" at the end...

so your sex life must be a rockin
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no no no you got it alllllllll wrong you are suppose to put "in bed" at the end...

so your sex life must be a rockin
ha ha I add "in bed" to mind as well!
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no no no you got it alllllllll wrong you are suppose to put "in bed" at the end...

so your sex life must be a rockin
Didnt need a fortune cookie to tell me dat
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