walgreens bathroom toilet paper

[King of Frownies]

what the fuck is wrong with you.. you fucking fuck.. you are no good for anything..just trying to get you off the roll you were tearing and shredding.. seriously.. WHAT THE FUCK.. :ihateyou:

[Alexander Graham Wang]

Originally Posted by The Rev

what the fuck is wrong with you.. you fucking fuck.. you are no good for anything..just trying to get you off the roll you were tearing and shredding.. seriously.. WHAT THE FUCK.. :ihateyou:

At least there wasn't poo smeared on the walls.

[HomoQueer]

Originally Posted by Alexander Graham Wang

At least there wasn't poo smeared on the walls.

sounds like a "yet" needs to be in that sentence.

[King of Frownies]

Originally Posted by HomoQueer

sounds like a "yet" needs to be in that sentence.

yeah.. there wasnt any poo on the walls when i went in there.. but i dont know.. i think "someone" might have laced the walls with just a little poop cause they were upset.. not sure who it was though...he he he



















ok, no, im just kidding.. i dont play with poop... thats gross

[Robin T. Fine]

Go to Hawaii. In their school and most public places they don't HAVE toilet paper rolls. They have boxes. You pull and one folded square peice of one ply comes out. So you have to yoink repeatedly to get a good sized ball and at that point you're just sitting there with a fist full of what feels like crumpled paper.

It's really no way to wipe, that was one of the worst things about Hawaii. lol

[King of Frownies]

Originally Posted by Robin T. Fine

Go to Hawaii. In their school and most public places they don't HAVE toilet paper rolls. They have boxes. You pull and one folded square peice of one ply comes out. So you have to yoink repeatedly to get a good sized ball and at that point you're just sitting there with a fist full of what feels like crumpled paper.

It's really no way to wipe, that was one of the worst things about Hawaii. lol

wow.. fuck that mess...and thanks, im canceling my trip as we speak.. im going to the toilet paper capitol of the world (which shall nowforth be called TPCW)..

After checking out goog i found out that the TPCW is Green Bay WI
And whats even better TPCW is also the DCW, the Dairy Capitol of the World.. thats really amusing to me.. cause dairy helps you poop...

[MC Twinkie]

I go to the dollar store for TP. ITs cheaper than walmart and it holds up to my hairy asshole without shreading. It doesnt scratch to bad either.

[King of Frownies]

Originally Posted by clay donkey

I go to the dollar store for TP. ITs cheaper than walmart and it holds up to my hairy asshole without shreading. It doesnt scratch to bad either.

NO...bad donkey.. toilet paper should never EVER scratch.. not even a little.. grab six bucks and go buy you some good stuff.. maybe even some baby wipes.. your butthole will thank you

[DataBass]

I only wipe my ass with chinchilla fur. It doesn't get softer than that.

[Guido]

OMFG....
My co-workers are asking me what's wrong. Thanks... I had to read this shit out loud, now they think I'm even less sane than they did a few minutes. Bwwwaaaaa ha ha.

[Sindell357]

why are you taking a doo doo at walgreens anyway? couldn't you wait to get home?

[King of Frownies]

Originally Posted by Sindell357

why are you taking a doo doo at walgreens anyway? couldn't you wait to get home?

nope.i had already been waiting.. and i had other things to go and do that couldnt be slowed down by dookie

[Sindell357]

Originally Posted by The Rev

nope.i had already been waiting.. and i had other things to go and do that couldnt be slowed down by dookie

heha

[St. Stalin the Apathetic]

Originally Posted by Rubber D. Slinger

Go to Hawaii. In their school and most public places they don't HAVE toilet paper rolls. They have boxes. You pull and one folded square peice of one ply comes out. So you have to yoink repeatedly to get a good sized ball and at that point you're just sitting there with a fist full of what feels like crumpled paper.

It's really no way to wipe, that was one of the worst things about Hawaii. lol

That ain't nothin'. You should see Soviet public restrooms.... better yet. You shouldn't. The smell will ward you off from about ten yards out.

Their toilet paper was rougher than that shit in the rolls in the public schools that you used to dry your hands off with... you know the bumpy brown nearly corregated shit... the Soviets would leave little wood chunks in their toilet paper. I knew this one lady who just used one ruble notes to wipe her ass. No lie.

[Robin T. Fine]

Originally Posted by St. Stalin the Apathetic

That ain't nothin'. You should see Soviet public restrooms.... better yet. You shouldn't. The smell will ward you off from about ten yards out.

Their toilet paper was rougher than that shit in the rolls in the public schools that you used to dry your hands off with... you know the bumpy brown nearly corregated shit... the Soviets would leave little wood chunks in their toilet paper. I knew this one lady who just used one ruble notes to wipe her ass. No lie.

Well hopefully they've upgraded in Hawaii. Mind you it was only in lower-class public places. Gas stations, schools, all over the beaches, etc... still was awful though lol. If you had a bloody nose you were pretty much fucked.

But fuck that brown stuff... it isn't even absorbent!