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Old 09-27-08, 05:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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My dog ate my whole pack of gum

I come inside from cleaning my car out in the hot sun, and see my purse was pushed off of the coffee table and spilled out all over the floor. Nothing was damaged. then I look over and in her bed laid all the wrapping paper to my brand new pack of Berry 5 Gum. I wonder if she will be blowing bubbles out of her ass like Brian from Family Guy did.
 
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Old 09-27-08, 05:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahahaha

My dog tries to eat my cigarettes...left them out there one night and the whole damned pack was chewed up!
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If so I wanna see pictures of that shit...

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Old 09-27-08, 06:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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You need to check out what kind of sweetener was in that gum. Chewing gum can be toxic to dogs. If it has xylitol (an artificial sweetener) in it, it can lower their blood sugar and cause them to become lethargic.

I just received an e-mail on this yesterday from a pet newsletter I subscribe to.
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Old 09-28-08, 12:15 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Well I feel your pain. The other night I left a half eaten bar of a cookies and cream hersey's chocolate bar sitting out on the table. I forgot that my little white cat eats sugary stuff and he ate the whole fucking thing. Fucking butthole. I woke up and blamed Chris though lol.
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