Asswipe in Frisco

[Sindell357]

To the yuppie suburban cocksucker in his white BMW suv:

Thanks for telling me to fuck off yesterday. I had a nice, uncontrollable, overly emotional, pregnancy cry all the way home because of your faggot ass.

You should tell more pregnant women to fuck off for no reason. No really, I bet your plastic trophy wife would be proud of you for that.

Dickhead.

Heres the story: I come out of the 7-11 and this guy walks past me. Hes going into the store and he says under his breath "Thats not a fucking parking spot". He was kind of mumbling so it took me a second to realize what he said and even then I wasn't sure so I said, "Excuse me". And before he gets into the store he looks at me, shakes his head and mumbles, "Fuck off".

So this guy decides its okay to cuzz at me b/c of where I parked my car in front of the 7-11 Go throw yourself off of a fucking bridge. And take your stupid fucking BMW with you. We don't need anymore dickheads in BMWs on the road. SRSLY.

I was in a legit parking spot and he parked DIRECTLY BEHIND ME. So obviously, he would have pulled up to where I was, had I not been there. So essentially he was pissed b/c he had to walk an extra 10 feet to get to the fucking door of the 7-11. Lazy fucking bastard.

You dont fucking say shit like that to a pregnant chick goddamit. Totally ruined my night and Shanes too b/c I was a wreck by the time I got home.

Goddam hormones.

GRRRRRRRRR.

[paigesauce]

asswipes in frisco? no way...

[Cock Puncher]

you get his license plate?


cause I'll kill him for yous

[Tortures Dionysos]

Ugh. I hate fucking assholes like this. They are usually in a BWM, Ford Mustang or a Truck!

And what really sucks is that you can't go home and drink a few cold ones to wash away the memory!

[catfish]

Ddm Beat up Meetup?

[paigesauce]

Originally Posted by catfish

Ddm Beat up Meetup?

bwahahaha!!! we roll in packs nicca!

[Sindell357]

<3 you guys

yeah in hindsight i should have gone ballistic on his ass and let the whole store know that he told a preggo to F-off for parking close to the store. I would have embarassed him proper that way. But then I would embarass myself too.

UGH. assholes!

[Funkenstein]

Everything in the universe has balance. Be assured his time will come.

You just take care of you and your baby and leave all else behind. Being pregnant AND having enough control to not blow up is insanely good on you. Most would've played the explosion card.

Better he run his mouth than move his hand or we'd be asking for license plates.

Just saying.

[-m-]

Asswipes are plentiful here. Their numbers run strong.

asswipes need to be quarantined and destroyed.

reminds me of a valet guy on henderson who cut me off and called me a fucking bitch as he did it. i thought that was pretty classy. no wonder he's single.

[-m-]

Sarumon has taken control of Isengard and is raising an army of asswipes as we speak.

[matt]

should have told him to fuck off right back and gone about your day. sorry babe

[Funkenstein]

Originally Posted by -m-

Sarum[a]n has taken control of Isengard and is raising an army of asswipes as we speak.

Damn it, Miles!

[catfish]

fuck waiting , point em out and ill slash his tires

[BradH]

i get off telling pregnant women to fuck off err'day