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Old 12-12-08, 02:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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elevators that won't quit talking to themselves



she's getting pretty fucking annoying

"going up, going down, Basement 1, Basement 2, First Floor, Second Floor, Third Floor, Fourth Floor, Fifth Floor, Sixth Floor, going up, going down, Basement 1, Basement 2, First Floor, Second Floor, Third Floor, Fourth Floor..."

i'm sure its a pretty boring life being an elevator but shut the fuck up already please. i can hear you even when you're all the way at the bottom!!
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as an engineer who designs elevators....i am rofl here.

i laugh every time a customer asks for something like that.
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they ask for elevators to talk to themselves?

or they ask them to shut the fuck up?
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they ask for elevators to talk to themselves?

or they ask them to shut the fuck up?
they'll ask for car stations in the elevator that announce floors....etc...

you're lucky if yours doesn't also announce that the door is opening/closing as well.

like no shit.
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they'll ask for car stations in the elevator that announce floors....etc...

you're lucky if yours doesn't also announce that the door is opening/closing as well.

like no shit.
oh god, that'd be a nightmare

thankfully somebody came and reset her ass
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as an engineer who designs elevators....i am rofl here.

i laugh every time a customer asks for something like that.
No details on specific models... but how difficult would it be to reprogram one to say much more interesting things?
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No details on specific models... but how difficult would it be to reprogram one to say much more interesting things?
probably about as hard as haxoring into the built in HD and replacing the audio files.

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she's getting pretty fucking annoying

"going up, going down, Basement 1, Basement 2, First Floor, Second Floor, Third Floor, Fourth Floor, Fifth Floor, Sixth Floor, going up, going down, Basement 1, Basement 2, First Floor, Second Floor, Third Floor, Fourth Floor..."

i'm sure its a pretty boring life being an elevator but shut the fuck up already please. i can hear you even when you're all the way at the bottom!!

It's a lonely existence for an elevator... all it wanted to do was strike up a little small talk, but no... you've snubbed the poor thing...
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