Listening to a Bob Marley "live" cd and opening a bottle of wine..

[Keyser Soze]

When the cork falls into the bottle, and causes a little bit of wine to shoot up...and out...all over my new white shirt.

Shirt is soaking in soapy water now. Hopefully I can get the stain out. Although i'm doubtful. White tee + Red Wine = New car washing clothes.

Now im having to use a shish-kabob skewer to push that bitch in, just to pour out the goods.

[GLopez]

Fucking Bob Marley...

[PETA]

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

When the cork falls into the bottle, and causes a little bit of wine to shoot up...and out...all over my new white shirt.

Shirt is soaking in soapy water now. Hopefully I can get the stain out. Although i'm doubtful. White tee + Red Wine = New car washing clothes.

Now im having to use a shish-kabob skewer to push that bitch in, just to pour out the goods.

I have a theory about clothing, well, mine anyway. Clothes, especially light colored clothes, are particularly attracted to me; and, owing to their we known tendency to be winos they feel it greatly increases their odds of getting red wine spilled on them thus slaking their thirst. Seems to be, in large part, successful.