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Old 02-11-09, 10:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Why I'm such a douchebag...
I don't care when people you know die.

I don't care when you have shitty neighbors.

I don't care if your car got wrecked.

I don't care if you chose Service King to repair it and they screwed you.

I don't know you, so why should I care?
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Old 02-11-09, 11:01 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Why I'm such a douchebag...
do you care that your wife is bored and horny as a goat?























because i do
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Old 02-11-09, 11:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Why I'm such a douchebag...
I've never fucked a goat before so I don't know how to gauge their horniness, but I've fucked my wife enough to know that she is always horny. Once I get home and fuck her, she will still be horny.
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Old 02-11-09, 11:09 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Why I'm such a douchebag...
I've fucked a goat, and they really aren't that horny.

You have to wine and dine them and all that crap. And afterwords, they always insist that you cuddle...

It's really not worth all the trouble.
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I've never fucked a goat before so I don't know how to gauge their horniness, but I've fucked my wife enough to know that she is always horny. Once I get home and fuck her, she will still be horny.
You're doing it wrong.
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You're doing it wrong.
No I'm not. I orgasm every time.
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No I'm not. I orgasm every time.
hahahaha... I concede the point.
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Don't forget that you're a Cowboys fan, too.
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Don't forget that you're a Cowboys fan, too.
And a UT fan, mind you.

Dallas + Austin = total Douchebaggery.
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And a UT fan, mind you.

Dallas + Austin = total Douchebaggery.
amen to that my douchebag amigo.

oh yeah, and you hate hip hop and soccer too.
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if you dont care then why did you waist effort to express your "uncaring" opinion?
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if you dont care then why did you waist effort to express your "uncaring" opinion?
God damn it. Learn to spell, mushpup.

If you can't spell 'waste' then just use a simpler word like 'spend'. It might be less confusing for your drug-riddled, pea-sized brain.
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