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2dj's1cup · 02-12-09, 12:23 PM

I hope he burns in hell

good lord the instructions was like a choose your own adventure book. complete with missing steps, mystery parts and cryptic drawings that made no sense. I had 3 screws and 5 plastic things left over when i was done. I also built the crib last night, that was easy. The changing table on the other hand made me cry.

BamaGrl · 02-12-09, 01:30 PM

wait until you have to open the packaging for toys. that will make you want to kill someone.

2dj's1cup · 02-12-09, 01:48 PM

yeah my soon to be father in law told me that i will be assembling toys for a long time and i need to get used to it lol

candie_baby · 02-12-09, 04:00 PM

spending 2 hours building an $60 lego thing is fun too. Especially when the shit gets all broken an hour later.

At least you're still only building changing tables and cribs. It's all worth it when you see that baby smile for the first time.

Ash · 02-12-09, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BamaGrl

wait until you have to open the packaging for toys. that will make you want to kill someone.

you must be talking about that superman strength plastic and impenetrable rubber threads securing the toy to the package

grrrrrr

Enchilada · 02-12-09, 08:23 PM

lol. Dude it's a changing table. Maybe 30 parts. Come on.

holmez · 02-12-09, 08:25 PM

Oh man you know you love it! I bet you can't stop picturing your little one sleeping in that crib huh? When are y'all due?

brando calrissian · 02-12-09, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash

you must be talking about that superman strength plastic and impenetrable rubber threads securing the toy to the package

grrrrrr

but dammit if they don't make great cable ties!

Tortures Dionysos · 02-12-09, 09:51 PM

Funny stuff.

Deff Gordon · 02-12-09, 09:54 PM

it was written in china- imported by some total shit company that has no quality control.

good luck on not having it collapse and kill any babies.

Blake · 02-12-09, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash

you must be talking about that superman strength plastic and impenetrable rubber threads securing the toy to the package

grrrrrr

you ain't woofin pal.

i hate that shit.

sepania · 02-12-09, 10:36 PM

You shoulda bought it on craigslist.

2dj's1cup · 02-13-09, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by holmez

Oh man you know you love it! I bet you can't stop picturing your little one sleeping in that crib huh? When are y'all due?

march 17th which is st pattys day i believe. every day since i finished the room i go in there a look around and imagine what its going to be like having a baby. things are about to get hectic lol. I have been painting that room for a couple weeks. this weekend im getting the bedding and deco stuff.

e-brake · 02-13-09, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by candie_baby

spending 2 hours building an $60 lego thing is fun too. Especially when the shit gets all broken an hour later.

At least you're still only building changing tables and cribs. It's all worth it when you see that baby smile for the first time.

If you make the kids put it together themselves they respect it more. Shellie has about $400 worth of Lego buildings that she put together herself.......after investing that much time on them she takes care of them like they are the most precious toys in the world.

http://www.dallasdancemusic.com/phot...ellielegos.jpg

BrandonWhat · 02-13-09, 03:27 PM

Reason #67683483 why someone should hire me as a content writer: I would do it better than the majority of the retards who get paid to spread their stupid via instruction manuals.

02-12-09, 12:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
2dj's1cup Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Fort Worth Posts: 2,078	the sadistic asshat who wrote the intructions for the changing table i assembled I hope he burns in hell good lord the instructions was like a choose your own adventure book. complete with missing steps, mystery parts and cryptic drawings that made no sense. I had 3 screws and 5 plastic things left over when i was done. I also built the crib last night, that was easy. The changing table on the other hand made me cry. __________________ Mr. Awesomepants --)ordos(-- www.myspace.com/ordos

02-12-09, 01:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
BamaGrl Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: around Posts: 533	Re: the sadistic asshat who wrote the intructions for the changing table i assembled wait until you have to open the packaging for toys. that will make you want to kill someone.

02-12-09, 01:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
2dj's1cup Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Fort Worth Posts: 2,078	Re: the sadistic asshat who wrote the intructions for the changing table i assembled yeah my soon to be father in law told me that i will be assembling toys for a long time and i need to get used to it lol __________________ Mr. Awesomepants --)ordos(-- www.myspace.com/ordos

02-12-09, 04:00 PM	#4 (permalink)
candie_baby Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: freakin McKinney, TX Posts: 305	Re: the sadistic asshat who wrote the intructions for the changing table i assembled spending 2 hours building an $60 lego thing is fun too. Especially when the shit gets all broken an hour later. At least you're still only building changing tables and cribs. It's all worth it when you see that baby smile for the first time. __________________ Originally posted by -josh- i have add. its hard to concentrate and read at the same time....

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Enchilada lol butt poking Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bedford Posts: 10,972	Re: the sadistic asshat who wrote the intructions for the changing table i assembled lol. Dude it's a changing table. Maybe 30 parts. Come on. __________________ MySpace Smooth seas make shitty sailors.

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02-12-09, 08:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
holmez Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: On a boat! Posts: 1,272	Re: the sadistic asshat who wrote the intructions for the changing table i assembled Oh man you know you love it! I bet you can't stop picturing your little one sleeping in that crib huh? When are y'all due? __________________ Eclectic.Souls.Project. www.myspace.com/esp605 Mixes for DL @ http://soundcloud.com/holmez

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Deff Gordon ipodfood.com Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: North Dallas Posts: 21,544	Re: the sadistic asshat who wrote the intructions for the changing table i assembled it was written in china- imported by some total shit company that has no quality control. good luck on not having it collapse and kill any babies. __________________ free music @ iPodFood.com upload your music/dj sets here for possible inclusion on edgeclub & iPodFood

02-13-09, 03:27 PM	#15 (permalink)
BrandonWhat I make WTF out of you. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Austin Posts: 7,196	Re: the sadistic asshat who wrote the intructions for the changing table i assembled Reason #67683483 why someone should hire me as a content writer: I would do it better than the majority of the retards who get paid to spread their stupid via instruction manuals. __________________ Have some vengeance for Mr. Sympathy and let me share your pain with myself.

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