throwing the scapegoat under the bus

[hepkatmama]

i hate office politics. i hold grudges. its not attractive.

don't whine for a week about not knowing how to hook up a computer to a projector or tv. because being a kind soul who knows her a/v equipment, i will come to your aid.

i will listen to you bash the it guys for not knowing how to program a vcr. i will take a look at your setup & show you what kind of cable you need to buy. here, i'll print out a picture for you. when i give you the picture of a s-video cable, it is to help you order and buy it.

do not go on vacation for the rest of the week & blow off your cable. do not come in on monday & bitch me out in the fakest saccharine voice that you thought i was ordering things for you. i am not your secretary. you are just trying to divert the blame. how dare you.

remember when i told you IT was for computers & we are on our own for AV. i meant it. remember when i told you a list of three stores to buy the cable? i do.

& i will remember the next time i hear you whining through the cubicle walls.

[Deff Gordon]

make sure to let him know that if he buys Monster brand he's just a label whore.

[hepkatmama]

she just got back from her cable purchase. it took her over 3 hours.

lol. wtf.

i knew we wouldn't get along when she demanded that i go shopping with her at sam's club. nooooooooes!!!! she actually said "do they carry it in any smaller sizes?"

[Deff Gordon]

hahaha