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Old 02-19-09, 08:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Taking a deuce at work
I rarely take a deuce in public places. I will even go as far as to hold it all day so that I can use my own bathroom at home. I couldn't hold it today, i ate McDonalds for lunch.

So i do have this spray that i got at X-mas time that is this very potent pine/Christmas tree scent. I didnt realize how strong it was until I sprayed the bathroom. My intention was to be polite, but really i just embarrassed myself bc the smell of the spray was so strong to the point of people coming out of their rooms at work to ask what the smell was. The whole hallway smelled like Christmas tree and everyone knew what i did.

How can i face tomorrow.
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Old 02-19-09, 08:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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as I skimmed over the text I read "so I sprayed" .. me likey
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this is funny. everybody shits yo.
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everyone pooos , but everyone knew the exact moment when i pooooed today, that is all i was saying.
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i wasnt so much embarrassed at the pooing part as the stinking up the whole hallway with my x-mas spray crap. I should have just not sprayed. Next time i take a deuce at work i will just let it smell.

one of my coworkers, this old guy, poos the same time every morning. i have known other guys that do that too, it's like clockwork. I wish i could poo at the same time everyday.
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one of my coworkers, this old guy, poos the same time every morning. i have known other guys that do that too, it's like clockwork. I wish i could poo at the same time everyday.
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You shouldn't care Kari unless it's one of those peanut butter ones, that doesn't really wanna go anywhere..
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I just shot a deuce myself. I feel 5 lbs lighter.

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