Goddamn you fat man Manuel!

[Man Nub]

Becuase of Discovery Channel's show, My name has been slandered and now I'm getting email from all over the world telling me about how "my fat ass" is a journey of their realization of their own fat asses.

I AM NOT THE 300lb. MAN FROM MEXICO!!


JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

[PeterS]

This is actually a neat little opportunity in generating some lols.

Seriously, start replying and writing back to the more elaborate and thought out emails you receive.

Tell them the secret to your new found weight loss success is an old Nazi recipe that consists of smoked Jewish children saute'd in tears of orphans and peppered with generous amounts of crushed Panda skull.

Cap it off with shit like how you're able to smell them thru the internet.

[zymote]

Or just start asking for donations. You have a PayPal account?

[Man Nub]

I've thought of that. Infact my old man came up with the idea of ordering a P.O. BOX, and asking for donations in my time of need. Sit back, and let the cash flow.