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Old 06-02-09, 11:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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i bought these Del Monte Peas & Carrots at the store and there are no cooking instructions on the can. how am i supposed to know how long to put it in the microwave for?
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Old 06-02-09, 11:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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and my box of ceral throws me off
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Old 06-02-09, 11:28 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Do you get upset because there are no instructions on toilet paper too?


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Just zap em for 30sec at a time til they are hot enough for you. And dont worry about over cooking because Del Monte already took care of that for you.

Now start buying frozen peas.
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i bought these Del Monte Peas & Carrots at the store and there are no cooking instructions on the can. how am i supposed to know how long to put it in the microwave for?
Don't put them in the microwave. Put them in a small pot with a spoon full of butter. Set them on med and warm up. Stir sometimes.
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i bought these Del Monte Peas & Carrots at the store and there are no cooking instructions on the can. how am i supposed to know how long to put it in the microwave for?
Seriously?
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J And dont worry about over cooking because Del Monte already took care of that for you.

Now start buying frozen peas.

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lol

they need to put the instructions on the can. heat for 45 seconds in the microwave. it's simple.
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they need to put the instructions on the can. Heat for 45 seconds in the microwave. It's simple.
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yes, i'm serious. i already sent a letter to Obama complaining about this. there needs to be new legislation making it mandatory to put the instructions on the can.
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I was pretty pissed off when my cookies didn't have instructions on them. How the fuck am I supposed to know how much milk to dip them into?

I used half a glass, but it didn't seem like the right amount

Guess I will have to try it again tonight and see if I can get it right...
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fuck you all

normally they have instructions on them. these didn't. first time i haven't seen instructions on a side of a can.
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um... till they are at the desired warmth. lol
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thank god there are instructions on my shampoo bottle because i'd be pouring the shit on my feet.
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hey everyone... make some jokes!
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