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jtoosweet · 06-19-09, 06:05 PM

be kind. clean your behind.

if you leave little black specs on the toilet you may have crabs.

if you can't piss in the toilet use a seat cover please.

no one wants your left behind pubic hairs.

that is all.

Eric Scholwinski · 06-19-09, 06:56 PM

did you sit down on the toilet like Diynoss did when he found grease all over it?

Ottica B · 06-19-09, 07:16 PM

these threads..lol

Stymi · 06-19-09, 07:22 PM

oh i fuck public bathrooms up!!

Ottica B · 06-19-09, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stymi

oh i fuck public bathrooms up!!

thats cute. why?

deejay_drew · 06-19-09, 07:26 PM

i like to sit on the shitter at work and play games on my cell phone w/the volume all the way up for, say, 45 minutes at a time.

Stymi · 06-19-09, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ottica B.

thats cute. why?

cuz its not my bathroom.

Ottica B · 06-19-09, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stymi

cuz its not my bathroom.

ok.

hepkatmama · 06-22-09, 01:36 PM

its a fact that many ppl on ddm are disgusting hoverers

they seem to not understand why the toilet seat was put there. you should move to 3rd world countries where all public toilets have 2 foot holds for you to squat (aka hover) over a hole in the ground.

here in the states we use toilets. we also use toilet paper & covers. this allows us to introduce ourselves by shaking with our right hand.

its no secret that toilets can be gross but hovering is making it worse.

kthxbye.

permalink · 06-22-09, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stymi

cuz its not my bathroom.

grow up & act like an adult. fucking people with this mentality (about anything, not just restrooms) ......

-m- · 06-22-09, 01:53 PM

Yeah, it astounds me what pigs people are in the office bathroom. I heard a dude one day taking a LOUD grump talking business on his phone. Really? Really??? You don't have enough time in your day to stop and take a shit without making a call? I wanted to kick the door of the stall and toss a Molotov cocktail in it. It was when I worked Uptown for a large outfit. Jerkoff City.

And for real, using your phone with doo doo hands is fucking gross.

Ender · 06-22-09, 03:06 PM

I always leave my carbs on the toilet seat.

DataBass · 06-22-09, 03:22 PM

I sometimes like to snake one out on the side of the toilet seat as a reminder that I am not to be fucked with!

jtoosweet · 06-22-09, 03:24 PM

there's nothing like the sound of a flush at the end of a business deal.

One day at my office there were two women each using the restroom next to each other. They both were talking on their phone. One in English and the other one talking in Spanish. Wow, it sounded like an echo of nonsense and I busted out laughing at them as I walked out.

PeterS · 06-22-09, 03:50 PM

Well known fact, women are the worst when it comes to public toilets.

06-19-09, 06:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
jtoosweet Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: East Dallas Posts: 6,785	dear public restroom users be kind. clean your behind. if you leave little black specs on the toilet you may have crabs. if you can't piss in the toilet use a seat cover please. no one wants your left behind pubic hairs. that is all. __________________ http://www.myspace.com/jtoosweet http://toosweetvacations.rovia.com/

06-19-09, 06:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
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hepkatmama squeaky clean Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: this ][ close Posts: 12,119	Re: dear public restroom users its a fact that many ppl on ddm are disgusting hoverers they seem to not understand why the toilet seat was put there. you should move to 3rd world countries where all public toilets have 2 foot holds for you to squat (aka hover) over a hole in the ground. here in the states we use toilets. we also use toilet paper & covers. this allows us to introduce ourselves by shaking with our right hand. its no secret that toilets can be gross but hovering is making it worse. kthxbye. __________________ "Don't fight darkness. Bring the light, and darkness will disappear" -MMY

06-22-09, 03:06 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ender Such heroic nonsense Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 10,883	Re: dear public restroom users I always leave my carbs on the toilet seat. __________________ PeterS:I remember getting into a drinking contest with a stripper in Juarez with that shit. I won but felt like I still lost in the end.

06-22-09, 03:22 PM	#13 (permalink)
DataBass Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Frass Canyon Posts: 62,647	Re: dear public restroom users I sometimes like to snake one out on the side of the toilet seat as a reminder that I am not to be fucked with!

06-22-09, 03:24 PM	#14 (permalink)
jtoosweet Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: East Dallas Posts: 6,785	Re: dear public restroom users there's nothing like the sound of a flush at the end of a business deal. One day at my office there were two women each using the restroom next to each other. They both were talking on their phone. One in English and the other one talking in Spanish. Wow, it sounded like an echo of nonsense and I busted out laughing at them as I walked out. __________________ http://www.myspace.com/jtoosweet http://toosweetvacations.rovia.com/

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PeterS Blood Drunk Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Dallas Posts: 6,328	Re: dear public restroom users Well known fact, women are the worst when it comes to public toilets. __________________ *Drinking for the motherland, thinking for myself.* Last edited by PeterS; 06-22-09 at 04:00 PM.

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