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Old 06-29-09, 09:16 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 06-29-09, 09:28 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Also women, you can tell if a guy has an STD or wants one when he doesnt keep his hands clean or never flush, and wash his hands after holding his dick. Men, you can tell a woman has an STD because her cooch smells like fart and if im mistaking on that then you need to be kind and wipe her ass before you lick or stick it.
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well 18 year old cooch doesnt stink as bad as 25 year old cooch... just something about 21 and up.. especially in dallas because if shes been to the lizard lounge then shes got a number of things hidden up in her dick burner before or close.

Alexis, just for you "dick burner: an STD infected cooch" since you asked me to post definitions of my dumpster spawned idiom.
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Old 06-30-09, 12:53 AM   #18 (permalink)
 
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So Seneca, your telling me that the girl I witnessed fingering herself naked in the Whiskey Bar mens bathroom while some dood was taking a piss beside her is probably not the type of girl I want to stick my shit in unless I want some gifts that keep on giving???
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Old 06-30-09, 01:12 AM   #19 (permalink)
 
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So Seneca, your telling me that the girl I witnessed fingering herself naked in the Whiskey Bar mens bathroom while some dood was taking a piss beside her is probably not the type of girl I want to stick my shit in unless I want some gifts that keep on giving???
pretty much, because IF you did.. I can warn you that those aren't diamonds on your dick.
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So, is this generally speaking for any over 21 year old female who, might on occasion dance her ass off?
mmyeh.. why not.
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So Seneca, your telling me that the girl I witnessed fingering herself naked in the Whiskey Bar mens bathroom while some dood was taking a piss beside her is probably not the type of girl I want to stick my shit in unless I want some gifts that keep on giving???
Dammit, if I was that guy taking the piss I woulda shot a little trinkle on her. Fucking men are not using their wieners right.
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Old 07-03-09, 06:06 PM   #22 (permalink)
 
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Dammit, if I was that guy taking the piss I woulda shot a little trinkle on her. Fucking men are not using their wieners right.
does that consist of pulling out on time or no?
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Dammit, if I was that guy taking the piss I woulda shot a little trinkle on her. Fucking men are not using their wieners right.

i heard that! lol
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Old 07-03-09, 10:04 PM   #24 (permalink)
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And by the fucking way, 29 yr old dick doesn't smell as bad as 15 yr old dick!

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(and i'm talking about when I was actually 15, ugh, no matter what I write I'm going to sound totally fucking grotz)
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Think about this, every girl ive spoken with thats pretty smokin hot agrees with Benny Benassi's song Sex & Money... "All Girls Want Is Sex & Money"... One of those facts in life.

Decent Song IMO. Speaks some truth.
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