Real Problems Men & Women Have

[DJ SENECA]

Have you ever been in a relationship with someone for a while and you swear to god you want to leave he or she but you cant defeat the thought of someone else fucking your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Marriage now days means "That's MY pussy!" so men do not think about anything else regarding the realities of life like having kids or seeing the wife with stretchmarks to the point she looks like she has a brindle coating. Women usually get into relationships after the first date because they have decided from the first time you fucked them, they will own that dick for a couple of years but never marry. Meeting a woman you've seen in the scene for a bit and you finally start dating, she will still have a nerve to tell you she does not want sex on the first date but rather in her woman mind "I would like to see if hes still some broke ass club kid or has he grown up after all of these years". Thats fine as long as she doesnt have a huge fuckography list although everyone remembers their first release

Men have this problem and its common unfortunately. A man can meet a woman thats wearing some skankalicious outfit and hook up with her.. ya know.. fuck her, date her for a few months and then have the fuckin nerve to tell her she needs to be more lady like and honest. Well I guess from ignorant assumptions I would say women who dont wear panties are usually increasing the odds for a quick fuck or want to be seen as a slut so get your heads right gents.

TIP: you ever see those women who are like 25 and up dancing and sweating on the dancefloor and you somehow find that shit attractive? Well.. insert this image here.. A STINKIN FRICTION FUNKED MUSH CLAM WITH COTTAGE CHEESE AND SALT CRYSTALS! you will surely catch yourself and save the time wasted on lust to only find a nice cute girl thats single, alone, and just watching people dance. oh did i say a little tipsy too?

Why is it on myspace you see a small camera phone pic of a girl who you can barely see and you have that 1 and only comment from some loser "wow youre so pretty" Its called a just got home from the bar and im browsing my friends profiles with a hard on.

more to come when im once again bored.

[Jason-X]

Brilliantly stated.

[Jindabyne]

wow, people still go to clubs and bars to find relationship material? i thought that clubs and bars were just for what was stated above: finding a one night pussy/dick satisfaction.

/shrugs

[PETA]

how insightfully shallow

[Alexis Gold]

Originally Posted by DJ SENECA

Have you ever been in a relationship with someone for a while and you swear to god you want to leave he or she but you cant defeat the thought of someone else fucking your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Actually yes. But then I got over it. And I'm so glad I did.

& lol @ fuckography list & first release.

A STINKIN FRICTION FUNKED MUSH CLAM WITH COTTAGE CHEESE AND SALT CRYSTALS!

We have a name for that description. It is called "rave pussy" or at least "party pussy" for those who do not rave. lol

[Alexis Gold]

Originally Posted by Jindabyne

wow, people still go to clubs and bars to find relationship material? i thought that clubs and bars were just for what was stated above: finding a one night pussy/dick satisfaction.

/shrugs

I go to clubs so I can hear my favorite musical act fucking it up, while getting glammed up so my girls & I can have new myspace default pics of us looking fucking bad ass. And bars are just fun drown any sorrow I have at that moment in a glass of 7 vodka. I miss happy hour.

[Burger Slut]

Originally Posted by DJ SENECA

TIP: you ever see those women who are like 25 and up dancing and sweating on the dancefloor and you somehow find that shit attractive? Well.. insert this image here.. A STINKIN FRICTION FUNKED MUSH CLAM WITH COTTAGE CHEESE AND SALT CRYSTALS!

.

Why does age make a difference here? Sweaty is sweaty. lol

[Tyler Durden]

Originally Posted by Jindabyne

wow, people still go to clubs and bars to find relationship material? i thought that clubs and bars were just for what was stated above: finding a one night pussy/dick satisfaction.

/shrugs

Where else are we supposed to use cheesy pickup lines, the grocery store?

"Hey babe I couldn't help but notice those melons from the end of the isle. Check out my sausage."

[TheAmazon]

ermmm, hopefully you're a well rounded individual who has many projects, hobbies, and friend outside of the club scene eh?

lol, i realize that may not be everyone.

[DJ SENECA]

Originally Posted by TheAmazon

ermmm, hopefully you're a well rounded individual who has many projects, hobbies, and friend outside of the club scene eh?

lol, i realize that may not be everyone.

indeed i do if you know me like most

I just shit out of my brain here and there BUT I SPEAK THE TRUTH!!! oh and yes you can pick up women at whole foods.. just read the back of shit and complain about the nutrients and shit.. she will get WET AS FUCK!! lol

[DJ SENECA]

Originally Posted by Burger Slut

Why does age make a difference here? Sweaty is sweaty. lol

well 18 year old cooch doesnt stink as bad as 25 year old cooch... just something about 21 and up.. especially in dallas because if shes been to the lizard lounge then shes got a number of things hidden up in her dick burner before or close.

Alexis, just for you "dick burner: an STD infected cooch" since you asked me to post definitions of my dumpster spawned idiom.

[DJ SENECA]

Also women, you can tell if a guy has an STD or wants one when he doesnt keep his hands clean or never flush, and wash his hands after holding his dick. Men, you can tell a woman has an STD because her cooch smells like fart and if im mistaking on that then you need to be kind and wipe her ass before you lick or stick it.

[Alexis Gold]

Originally Posted by TheAmazon

ermmm, hopefully you're a well rounded individual who has many projects, hobbies, and friend outside of the club scene eh?

lol, i realize that may not be everyone.

Seneca is one of the most amazing human beings that EVER walked this Earth.

[Alexis Gold]

Originally Posted by DJ SENECA

well 18 year old cooch doesnt stink as bad as 25 year old cooch... just something about 21 and up.. especially in dallas because if shes been to the lizard lounge then shes got a number of things hidden up in her dick burner before or close.

Alexis, just for you "dick burner: an STD infected cooch" since you asked me to post definitions of my dumpster spawned idiom.

I will use my new word in a sentence this week.

[TheAmazon]

So, is this generally speaking for any over 21 year old female who, might on occasion dance her ass off?