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Tyler Durden · 10-08-09, 01:12 PM

You know......there's a button for that right? I understand some of you are from a third world country and technology is kind of alien. I get that. And I know it's not as fun as putting in 10 minutes on the timer and running to your car while it cooks and turns black and stinks up the entire floor.

I understand that but they put that button there for a reason. I'm just saying.

MsLuckie leo · 10-08-09, 01:23 PM

Lots of time the button isn't correct though. It will either leave it in to long or sometimes not long enough depending on microwave. I'm a popcorn lover and decided the microwave stuff doesn't taste near as good as making it on the stove. The stove only takes maybe a minute or 2 longer and taste way better.

Damnsammit · 10-08-09, 01:27 PM

x2

People who burn popcorn are fucking stupid and annoying. There is this one bitch who does it about once or twice a month in my office. It's completely retarded.

zymote · 10-08-09, 01:30 PM

Ugh... That smell permeates everything too.

Ash · 10-08-09, 01:34 PM

on of my practical jokes I dreamed up was to walk by an unattended microwave with popcorn in it and add another 10 minutes to it so it burns up the whole fucking appliance. people don't pay attention too closely.

CLAWFUL · 10-08-09, 01:48 PM

I had a roommate who used to set the microwave for like 50min every time he used it thinking he would come back in time to get it out. One time he but a hotdog in there and it came out looking like a mummies finger. Another time he went to warm up pizza in the oven and threw the whole box in there and left it in there all night. I woke up to a very smoky apartment.

Keyser Soze · 10-08-09, 01:54 PM

I woke up this afternoon to a Tomb Stone pizza box sitting on the counter.

I didnt remember eating a pizza last night....I opened the stove, and there it sat. Defrosted, and uncooked. Luckily getting it into the oven was as far as I got...and never turned it on, before falling a sleep on the couch.

Blake · 10-08-09, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash

on of my practical jokes I dreamed up was to walk by an unattended microwave with popcorn in it and add another 10 minutes to it so it burns up the whole fucking appliance. people don't pay attention too closely.

lol

Tyler Durden · 10-08-09, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

I woke up this afternoon to a Tomb Stone pizza box sitting on the counter.

I didnt remember eating a pizza last night....I opened the stove, and there it sat. Defrosted, and uncooked. Luckily getting it into the oven was as far as I got...and never turned it on, before falling a sleep on the couch.

I've done that. And I've woken up to stuff on the stove that I cooked, burned and left.

Barbara Butch · 10-08-09, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CLAWFUL

I had a roommate who used to set the microwave for like 50min every time he used it thinking he would come back in time to get it out. One time he but a hotdog in there and it came out looking like a mummies finger. Another time he went to warm up pizza in the oven and threw the whole box in there and left it in there all night. I woke up to a very smoky apartment.

Was he retarded?

hepkatmama · 10-08-09, 02:18 PM

in the produce section they have these flat packs of caramel sheets to make candied apples with? ok buy a pack.

go home & microwave some popcorn. pour it in the bowl & throw a sheet of caramel on it. nuke it for like 10 more seconds.

you're welcome.

CLAWFUL · 10-08-09, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barbara Butch

Was he retarded?

Only when drunk.

Eric Scholwinski · 10-08-09, 03:05 PM

sounds like fernie... lol

Sinner · 10-08-09, 03:30 PM

dallas's popcorn sucks anyways... the good popcorn is in NY

Tyler Durden · 10-08-09, 04:03 PM

Well that'd be an issue but everyone knows there's no real microwaves in Texas. I'm just sayin...

10-08-09, 01:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tyler Durden I'm yo passenja Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Downtown Posts: 2,865	Microwaves and popcorn You know......there's a button for that right? I understand some of you are from a third world country and technology is kind of alien. I get that. And I know it's not as fun as putting in 10 minutes on the timer and running to your car while it cooks and turns black and stinks up the entire floor. I understand that but they put that button there for a reason. I'm just saying. __________________ AsianCaucasian SoundCloud Myspace PoorVida / Betamorph Recordings / DubKraft Records

10-08-09, 01:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
MsLuckie leo Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Fort Worth Posts: 3,510	Re: Microwaves and popcorn Lots of time the button isn't correct though. It will either leave it in to long or sometimes not long enough depending on microwave. I'm a popcorn lover and decided the microwave stuff doesn't taste near as good as making it on the stove. The stove only takes maybe a minute or 2 longer and taste way better. __________________ Atrium Obscurum www.myspace.com/luckieleo

10-08-09, 01:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
Damnsammit Suicide Survivor Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: work Posts: 8,938	Re: Microwaves and popcorn x2 People who burn popcorn are fucking stupid and annoying. There is this one bitch who does it about once or twice a month in my office. It's completely retarded. __________________ You are an idiot.

10-08-09, 01:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
zymote Yes We Did! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: ATX Posts: 5,344	Re: Microwaves and popcorn Ugh... That smell permeates everything too. __________________ Zenergy Events ___________________________________________ Parties I'm Attending: 12.11.10 - dAlice in Whomperland - Tribal Elements - Dallas

10-08-09, 01:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ash Was up above it. Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: L.A., New York, Chicago, Boston, Seattle, Forney Posts: 27,034	Re: Microwaves and popcorn on of my practical jokes I dreamed up was to walk by an unattended microwave with popcorn in it and add another 10 minutes to it so it burns up the whole fucking appliance. people don't pay attention too closely. __________________ My milk snake brings all the girls to the yard.

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10-08-09, 01:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
CLAWFUL Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Dallas Posts: 3,404	Re: Microwaves and popcorn I had a roommate who used to set the microwave for like 50min every time he used it thinking he would come back in time to get it out. One time he but a hotdog in there and it came out looking like a mummies finger. Another time he went to warm up pizza in the oven and threw the whole box in there and left it in there all night. I woke up to a very smoky apartment. __________________ Warrior with a grip of Evil!

10-08-09, 01:54 PM	#7 (permalink)
Keyser Soze www.indecay.com Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 6,173	Re: Microwaves and popcorn I woke up this afternoon to a Tomb Stone pizza box sitting on the counter. I didnt remember eating a pizza last night....I opened the stove, and there it sat. Defrosted, and uncooked. Luckily getting it into the oven was as far as I got...and never turned it on, before falling a sleep on the couch. __________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4on7LKIZ34

10-08-09, 02:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
hepkatmama squeaky clean Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: this ][ close Posts: 12,104	Re: Microwaves and popcorn in the produce section they have these flat packs of caramel sheets to make candied apples with? ok buy a pack. go home & microwave some popcorn. pour it in the bowl & throw a sheet of caramel on it. nuke it for like 10 more seconds. you're welcome. __________________ "Don't fight darkness. Bring the light, and darkness will disappear" -MMY

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10-08-09, 03:30 PM	#14 (permalink)
Sinner Turn Or Burn Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: DownTizzle Posts: 26,784	Re: Microwaves and popcorn dallas's popcorn sucks anyways... the good popcorn is in NY __________________ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ Check iTunes for full lengths of: Foreign Trade Dan Paul www.myspace.com/micahbmusic www.myspace.com/foreigntrade Old Europa Cafe Records - Italy 9th Wave Records - US

10-08-09, 04:03 PM	#15 (permalink)
Tyler Durden I'm yo passenja Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Downtown Posts: 2,865	Re: Microwaves and popcorn Well that'd be an issue but everyone knows there's no real microwaves in Texas. I'm just sayin... __________________ AsianCaucasian SoundCloud Myspace PoorVida / Betamorph Recordings / DubKraft Records

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