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fuck logic · 06-01-04, 02:21 AM

I've seen quite a few new names on the board lately, and while reading through the Link Up forum, I got an idea. There ought to be a sticky in there addressed to all the new names, with all the stuff that usually makes it into each "Hi, I'm new here" thread.

It should contain the obligatory don't take your n00b ass-reaming too seriously, we all just have sick senses of humor, as well as things like check the calendar (and maybe a link to it for the not-so-bright among the newbies), don't brag about your drug-use, as that's not welcome here, also we don't allow bumping of threads, and of course, the ever-present do you do anal?

I know there are threads like this in the FAQ forum, but Link Up seems to be where the newbies always end up, and nobody ever reads the FAQ anyway.

Or would that just take away all the fun of getting new members?

06-01-04, 02:54 AM

Horrible idea! I think we should still ass-rape 'em blind

Cock Puncher · 06-01-04, 10:28 AM

DIE MOTHERFUCKER, DIE!!

I kid

Leo · 06-01-04, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ze Big Finger
nobody ever reads the FAQ anyway.

You answered your own request already.

Also, other than "do you do anal?", the other questions and such are addressed in the sign up rules. Nobody bothers to read those either.

06-01-04, 05:01 PM

Can you at least title it ATTN: n00bs!

;D

06-01-04, 06:13 PM

You should just ban noobs when they introduce themselves. And then we can laugh...into the night.
They'll never get it. And they'll never come back.

06-01-04, 02:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
fuck logic funky ball of tits Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: outer space Posts: 2,819	Link Up idea I've seen quite a few new names on the board lately, and while reading through the Link Up forum, I got an idea. There ought to be a sticky in there addressed to all the new names, with all the stuff that usually makes it into each "Hi, I'm new here" thread. It should contain the obligatory don't take your n00b ass-reaming too seriously, we all just have sick senses of humor, as well as things like check the calendar (and maybe a link to it for the not-so-bright among the newbies), don't brag about your drug-use, as that's not welcome here, also we don't allow bumping of threads, and of course, the ever-present do you do anal? I know there are threads like this in the FAQ forum, but Link Up seems to be where the newbies always end up, and nobody ever reads the FAQ anyway. Or would that just take away all the fun of getting new members? __________________ The skyline was beautiful on fire, all twisted metal stretching upwards, everything washed in a thin orange haze. I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful. These are truly the last days." You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it... like a daydream, or a fever. We woke up one morning and fell a little further down. For sure it's the valley of death; I open up my wallet, and it's full of blood.

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06-01-04, 02:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
Half_Pint Guest Posts: n/a	Horrible idea! I think we should still ass-rape 'em blind

06-01-04, 05:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
Half_Pint Guest Posts: n/a	Can you at least title it ATTN: n00bs! ;D

06-01-04, 06:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
Aleph Guest Posts: n/a	You should just ban noobs when they introduce themselves. And then we can laugh...into the night. They'll never get it. And they'll never come back.