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12-26-07, 11:22 AM
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| Dirka Dirka  Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Bakalakdaka St
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I'm fucking bored
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12-26-07, 11:23 AM
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yeah, i'm playing around at work... this sucks. i was going to take this week off... here is something to make ya smile: It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. Pastor Mike was looking at the nativity scene outside when he noticed the baby Jesus was missing from the figures. Immediately, Pastor Mike turned towards the church to call the police. But as he was about to do so, he saw little Jimmy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus. Pastor Mike walked up to Jimmy and said, "Well, Jimmy, where did you get the little infant?" Jimmy replied, "I got him from the church." "And why did you take him?" With a sheepish smile, Jimmy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to little Lord Jesus. I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas, I would give him a ride around the block in it."
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12-26-07, 11:24 AM
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| THE Mother Flippin'  Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: over there
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me toooo I am alone and hyper. with nothing to do
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12-26-07, 11:37 AM
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| Dirka Dirka Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Bakalakdaka St
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yup real long i feel stupid complaining but yanno.
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12-26-07, 11:38 AM
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| FUCK YOU PAY ME!  Join Date: May 2002 Location: Slothville
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I'm sooooooooo bored. Want to go home & make sexytime. 
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12-26-07, 11:38 AM
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| go-getter & go-go dancer  Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: this ][ close
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ghost town at work today. i thought this thread was about something else... this email i just got >> > Date: Tue, 25 Dec 2007 13:46:18 -0800 > From: reid > Subject: jesus was a zombie! > To: suza "But God raised him from the dead, freeing him from the agony of death, because it was impossible for death to keep its hold on him" -Acts 2:24 "Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you" -John 6:53 http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Jesus After dying, Jesus was raised from the dead and once more walked among the living. This, of course, would only be possible if he were a zombie; Zombie Jesus is the identity of Jesus following the Resurrection. In zombie form, Jesus retained his unending love for mankind, in particular, he loved their sweet, delectable brains. Many of his followers were surprised when, instead of offering God's salvation, Zombie Jesus voraciously consumed their faces.
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12-26-07, 12:20 PM
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| Dirka Dirka Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Bakalakdaka St
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lol suza freaking zombie jesus ho hum. its lunch time now. whats next people? entertain me. swamp dick, do another jig.
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12-26-07, 12:22 PM
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| Pasion Laser  Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bedford
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/does another jig That's all you get. I'm kinda sore from my Xmas extravaganza of the past few days.
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12-26-07, 12:23 PM
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| Dirka Dirka Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Bakalakdaka St
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this is a good one for the bored crew - which song is this? it should become apparent half way through. sfw,
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12-26-07, 12:27 PM
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It's boring up here today too. I hope I can make my grand esc a little early.
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12-26-07, 12:31 PM
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| Dub your body.  Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The burbs
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Yea, it's really slow and quiet here today. I'm leaving early to do some shopping.  ~Nikki~
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