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Old 01-16-08, 12:50 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Ash is a bad ass motherfucker.

He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child.
"One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"
 
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Old 01-16-08, 12:52 PM   #17 (permalink)
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speaking of scotch, I had Oban single malt last weekend. It was so oaky and spicy, the flavor stayed on your tongue for a good 4-5 minutes after drinking. Top knotch.
I'll have to check it. What's it run a bottle?
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"One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"
"Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!"
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Old 01-16-08, 12:52 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 01-16-08, 12:53 PM   #20 (permalink)
 
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How was your trip Ash? Pictures?
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Old 01-16-08, 12:53 PM   #21 (permalink)
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"Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!"
"I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury."
 
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Old 01-16-08, 12:54 PM   #22 (permalink)
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How was your trip Ash? Pictures?
It was great. I'm gonna have to beat the living shit out of my wonderful girlfriend to get her to upload them. Europe is coll.
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Old 01-16-08, 12:57 PM   #23 (permalink)
 
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It was great. I'm gonna have to beat the living shit out of my wonderful girlfriend to get her to upload them. Europe is coll.

Yeah I went to Europe once for 10 days with Robin on a riverboat cruise of the Danube. It was coll.

Dude we should get together or something, you could give us a slide show and tell us all about your trip! I would love to hear about it.
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Old 01-16-08, 01:00 PM   #24 (permalink)
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no doubt, robbin has been telling me we need to hook up with you and josh soon and hang out. maybe in a couple of weeks when we don't have these rotten ass kids to take care of.
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no doubt, robbin has been telling me we need to hook up with you and josh soon and hang out. maybe in a couple of weeks when we don't have these rotten ass kids to take care of.

Whatevers clever, just let us know when is good for you guys....
I know you are busy with school too.
What classes are you taking this semester?
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Let's get wasted and shit the bed/piss the fridge.
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Old 01-16-08, 03:11 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 01-16-08, 03:12 PM   #28 (permalink)
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juan, we have to hook up soon homie. it's been waaaaaay too long.
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juan, we have to hook up soon homie. it's been waaaaaay too long.
i'm saying dude...name it and drinks are on me all night.
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