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Old 01-28-08, 02:34 PM   #16 (permalink)
 
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I wonder if any of my coworkers have a nickname for me that I dont know about?
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Old 01-28-08, 02:36 PM   #17 (permalink)
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There is the guy up here who doesn't like the HR assistant (she can be a nazi when she wants to be - surprisesurprise) and he calls her "Bluetooth" cause she has a dead front tooth.

I thought it was kinda clever.
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Old 01-28-08, 02:48 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I have found that if someone likes to make up mean or insulting nicknames for others and share them with you, then they have probably done the same for you.
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Old 01-28-08, 02:50 PM   #19 (permalink)
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We called people in Highschool names like....

"Trailer Park Tammy" - guess where she lived

Amber "Fajia Meat" - don't ask

Crystal the "Moped" - everyone wanted a ride but no one wanted to be see on it

"Big Red" - explains itself, big dude with red hair

I'll post more as I remember them. I'll call my brother for the rest. He started a ton of them in school anyway.
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I used to call my old secretary mongoloid, because she had an allergic reaction to something one day, and her face swelled up, and she looked like a mongoloid.
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They don't know that at work yet. They just call me Texas like they do mt MY pool, not the front pool where I will always be known as Mr. Peewater.

Look for my new kids book available in the spring of 2008. The adventures of Mr Peewater & Pukey McTowel.
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I don't waste the time getting to know the actual names of people I work with much less bother giving them nicknames
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I don't waste the time getting to know the actual names of people I work with much less bother giving them nicknames
If I worked with you, I would call you Mr. Grouchy Pants.
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Oh yeah, there was a girl named Crevice too.
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Old 01-28-08, 03:05 PM   #30 (permalink)
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We have an Uncle Creepy and his protege Creepy Wheels (whose in a wheel chair).
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