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01-28-08, 03:10 PM
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01-28-08, 03:19 PM
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We once named a guy "Scrontch" because he was a dirty guy and we once found a cigarrett box full of used condoms in his room. We thought that was a pretty scrontchy thing to do. Seeing how he didn't have a girlfiend and all.
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01-28-08, 03:30 PM
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ooo i forgot about squish. we made that up for a lady named trish. she was a biiiiiiig girl. like i swear on a stack of qabbala that she looked JUST like the south park sally struthers. same hair & bad eyeshadow & jabba like girth the floor squeaked a little as she walked by. she had 2 overhead cabinets in her cubicle dedicated to what she called "groceries". once i saw her eat an entire sam's club size container of potato salad for lunch. i thought i was going to lose it just by the smell. so she became known as squish, because that is the noise the floor made when she walked by.
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We used to call this lady I worked Fava Fart, because she would eat a Fava Bean salad for lunch at least once a week, and then fart the rest of the afternoon. We worked in a loft apartment converted to a architectural design studio, so it was all open, and no partistions between desks. For some reason, sher would scoot her chair over close to my desk, or my friends desk, and eat her stinky lunch there.
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just started a new job but at the old one, there was a driver i called Underwear Man story goes: one night a bunch of the warehouse guys n drivers went to a strip club. one of them got pulled up on stage and basically humiliated. somehow, the stripper humiliating him managed to rip his undies off over his pants. anyways, so all the guys are leaving the club and one of the drivers sees this guy carrying undies with him. so he runs up behind the guy, grabs the undies, says "WOW! you got a stripper's panties!", and proceeded to take a deep, long sniff of them. story happened waaaay before i started there but thats what the manager told me when they re-hired that driver and so it always stuck out in my mind
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01-28-08, 07:28 PM
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01-28-08, 08:58 PM
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I have a couple nicknames, but they're mainly to differentiate. There are two guys named Josh at my office, so I call one Mormon Josh to keep them separate. Another guy named Victor we call Victim because he's the bears the brunt of his boss' shitty decision-making. And then there's Stephan, who gets called the Angry Asian because he's always bitching about work. But they've all heard these names, none are behind their back.
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01-28-08, 09:47 PM
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There is a guy named Craig at my work that is the most unmotivated useless piece of shit I have ever had the dubious benefit of working with. And that's a very bold statement as I have had the opportunity to work with some prime examples of win. We call him both shitbird and "Craig" said like the crackhead chick in Friday who walks up to Ice Cube on his porch and asks him "Hey Craig, can I borrow your microwave?" He knows and gets pissed about the Craig name, but doesn't know about the shitbird one. I call his voicemail everyday and play a recording on my phone of the crackhead chick saying Hey Craig on a 3 minute tape loop. He hasn't figured out who does it yet.
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