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01-28-08, 11:44 PM
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| funky ball of tits  Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: outer space
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None of the nicknames we have at work are secret. We pretty much all rag on each other all the time. Grumpy - no idea Gramps - he's not even that old, people just make fun of him for being old Hmmm? - yeah, I'm deaf. Stands Out Front - always plays a caster and thinks he's a tank, gets no heals from me Rpbe, the crazy cat lady - Rob always posts lolcats in chat (the typo is part of the nickname) (got a kitty cat robe at the christmas party) Couples' Skate - they're a couple cheesegrater - thic fucking bitch is so goddamn loud and obnoxious that being near her is like rubbing a cheese grater on your face Matt Sound - well, he's the sound guy Betty - the new guy Starbucks - guess where he used to work? James's brother - not actually his brother, just looks like him Gollum - hoards the missing versions of the client in his cave, calls them "my precious" (ok not really, but where do they go then?!) Trogdor - his last name is Trogott Neo - is always late for work because he has to download that fucking trenchcoat off the matrix Mother of god, I could go on all day.
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01-28-08, 11:46 PM
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| AZTEC PRIEST  Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Fort Worth
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how bout for customers? we got top three questions man- guaranteed to ask you a question at some point while in here. stinky- name says it all! i almost wanna stock right guard just for him.LOL derjera- between pulling his hair out & showing up right as we close, its always something new with him. |
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01-28-08, 11:52 PM
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| This is not for you.  Join Date: Jul 2004
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I started calling our genius CEO Scott "scooter". That nickname has spread like wild fire, quite funny and fitting.
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01-28-08, 11:52 PM
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| I'm in to scrabble.  Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sunny South Dallas
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The list at our place could fill a piece of notebook paper probably.
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01-28-08, 11:53 PM
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When I was on the helpdesk we had one black guy that worked with us so we called him Token. Now, where I work we all just talk shit to each other, it would be an HR persons worst nightmare if they walked in on some of the shit we talk about. We have the dirty mexican, the white man (our boss who is really black), Mr. Sarcastic, I'm Captain Awesome, we have a dude we always rip on for being gay (we still don't know if he is or not), Hawaii (asian guy from Brazil). Thats all i can think of at the moment.
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01-29-08, 12:04 AM
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| AZTEC PRIEST Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Fort Worth
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i had a boss at haverty's named pickle head. Sometimes we shortened it and called him pickle. At Gabberts there was this designer who did whatever he wanted, and never got in trouble, we called him Segal (His name was Steven) he was hard to kill. There was this bull dyke that worked in the rug depot ( she specialized in rugs...lol I can't make this stuff up lol) we called her biker...no particular reason. Then there was Heckle & (Mecco). short for jizz LOL. Our boss was called Patrona, our UPS man we called Stone Cold cause he looked just like him, and our transfer truck guy was named Michael Irvin cause well he was black and looked like Michael Irvin lol. This one designer named Paula.. i came real close to banging her one night at a party, we called her Hookup, cause she always hooked you up wrong with something.
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01-29-08, 10:10 AM
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| Trust but verify.  Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: DFW
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