Private nicknames for coworkers

[Tortures Dionysos]

OK, give 'em up!

You know we all do it.

The girl who shakes the floor in my office when she walks around (there are larger people in my office- she's not a huge girl)... her nickname is GODZILLA!

Obviously, I'm not going to tell her her nickname. No girl would be OK with that nickname.

Who do you have in your office?

[Diddly Pop]

I just started this job...so no names yet! lmao

[CrazyBitch]

I have one chick total Texas girl, blonde, fake knockers, dates a guy who hunts, wants to get married SO BAD, listens to country...
The other day she called Richardson the ghetto.
So now Josh and I call her the Frisco chick.
eh

[jaesun]

I used to hate this dude Todd so I would call him ReTodd when he would piss me off.

"Jesus, ReTodd why do you have to be so ReTodded?"

[CrazyBitch]

I don't really have nicknames....but I got some crazy co-workers....

We just had our year end party....so I got to see them outside of work.
One guy is obsessed with mickey mouse and had mickey shaped diamond earrings and was always wearing all leather with a cowboy hat. Yes he is gay.

[Jean-Luc Dickhard]

I hate catty people who have to resort to name calling to make themselves feel better.

[Tortures Dionysos]

Originally Posted by JohnDenversHead

I hate catty women who have to resort to name calling to make themselves feel better.

Well, mine isn't being catty. It's only because she makes the floor shake. Jonny is the only one who knows I say that.

She's not a large girl... it's not about that... she's just a normal size. I have no clue how she shakes the floor so badly.

If I were being catty I would tell the whole office and it would be about her looks, and it's not.

[skelekim]

Originally Posted by JohnDenversHead

I hate catty women who have to resort to name calling to make themselves feel better.

thats a name call

[Jean-Luc Dickhard]

no, it's stating the obvious. That and I'm not doing it behind someone's back.

[Supermick]

Our IT director, while a very nice person, is also a very large man. When he walks he shakes the floor too, so we have named him "T-REX" after that scene in Jurassic Park where the T-Rex is coming up on the stalled SUV's and you can see the ripples of his footsteps vibrations in the glass of water.

I swear, when he comes I can look at my coffee cup and see those ripples.

[Siren7]

Originally Posted by JohnDenversHead

I hate catty women who have to resort to name calling to make themselves feel better.

Guys do it too....just look at Ash's response on the subject in the random thoughts thread. Don't make this into a generalization thread about women being catty....men can be just as catty.



~Nikki~

[hepkatmama]

i didn't make it up. the MALE graphic artist i hang out with, named a certain enclosed corner of the office this. he felt the girls that worked behind the glass were of a certain size & disposition that made the title feel right.

anytime we mentioned it, we never have to explain who we are talking about.

hippos are as hippos do.

they don't like me cause i'm free-range instead of caged like them. but i don't feed trolls & i could give a damn what they think of me. he thinks it would do me good to torment them. he just likes to watch when i get catty. its high entertainment to him. but those girls don't deserve one witty little comeback. they don't exist to me & it drives them friggin bonkers.

[CBC]

Hmmm....'snobby Mexican' is the only one I can think of.

[jaesun]

I have had lots...a few are...

Justin = Justin Boots, Justin Case he's gay

This dude who had tooth problems when he first worked with us = Chomps

Mine had to be the least creative. My last name is Sanderson or I was called Sandy.

There are more but I can't remember them all.

[Jean-Luc Dickhard]

Originally Posted by Siren7

Guys do it too....just look at Ash's response on the subject in the random thoughts thread. Don't make this into a generalization thread about women being catty....men can be just as catty.



~Nikki~

*edited*

you are some shallow people.