This has to be a DDMer...lmao

[Diddly Pop]

you Denton peeps are crazy!

http://www.dentonrc.com/sharedconten....7549df08.html

A magazine salesman pushed his way into a woman’s house, kissed her and left a rude note when she locked herself into a bedroom, she told police Tuesday.

The woman said the man who said his name was “Kyle” rang her bell about noon and began a rapid-fire sales pitch, never pausing when she tried to say no.

Then he pushed past her into her house, she said.

She could not get him to leave the residence in the 1200 block of Cleveland Street, so she decided to buy a magazine to get him out of her living room. He made sexual comments about her figure, she said, and then he kissed her against her will.

She ran into a bedroom and locked the door.

When she heard him leave, she went back into the living room and found a note left beside her magazine subscription receipt. The note read, “I did it with Kyle and I’m way too tired for you.”

[catfish]

never trust an emo kid with a smile on his face!

[molecule]

i'm just tryin to win that cruise!