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Old 02-01-08, 01:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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there's a joke in here somewhere but i can't quite put my finger on it...so i impart it to you guys.

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Old 02-01-08, 02:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 02-01-08, 02:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
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ok that one struck muh fun-nay! lol
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Old 02-01-08, 02:25 PM   #7 (permalink)
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