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02-15-08, 02:08 PM
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| neither here nor there  Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: denton
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ever got shot in the eye? it stings. ever had some girl fart in your mouth when she was coming? me neither. what about female ejaculate up the nose? let's hear about it. i took a load up the nose once. i just started laughing. my boyfriend at the time was still coming, but managed to stop moaning long enough to whine, "why are you laughing at me?" in this pitiful little voice. that was pretty funny.
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02-15-08, 02:09 PM
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it does sting. stayed w/ a WAY hot professional dancer for a few days and had to go to the airport w/ a red eye. LOL
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02-15-08, 02:16 PM
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they have a whole line of porn dedicated to girls getting loads in their eyes called "Pink Eye" lol not my story but my brothers. He was getting head from his girlfriend at the time, in the bathroom at my parents house. My dad knocked on the door (not knowing what was going on) scared my brother causeing him to quickly pull his dick out and shoot his load up her right nostral. many months later when they told me the story she said she was walking around my parents house and all she could smell was cum. hahaha
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My ex-wife was finishing up a blowjob one night after a long week with no getting off for me. One of the best bjs in my life. It was like a really good prog house set, lasted forever and had a great flow to the energy. When I finally blow, I guess it surprised her, and she didn't get to swallowing fast enough or maybe it was massive amounts of jizz, idk. Anyways my jizz started dripping out her nose. It was funny as shit. I didn't get another bj for about a month because I was laughing at her. Stuck up bitch.
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didn't know the name for the porn genre, though...thanks for that.
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what do you call a blonde with a runny nose? Full
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I kid
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lol, I shot it in my ex's eye once. She was ballin' for an hour at least.
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