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Old 02-15-08, 05:37 PM   #16 (permalink)
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We had yoga classes at my previous job and I used to go. Of course, my reasoning for going at first, was to see all of the women bend in various positions, but I did end up liking it. Plus, the yoga instructor was sexy as hell. At the end of the class, she would shut all of the lights off, put on some ambient music, tell everyone to close their eyes and she would walk by everyone and give them a quick shoulder rub with this minty stuff and that shit felt good. I would visualize her massaging my penis and all stress was removed from my body instantly.

Very empowering and positive indeed.
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Old 02-15-08, 05:46 PM   #17 (permalink)
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for the first time in awhile, and I am cracking and popping all over my body. Jesus
weird. How long was the session?
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weird. How long was the session?
An hour. I haven't been going to the gym since all of this condo stuff started going on, many long hours tiling, etc. I have been exhausted up until now. I feel good, but I think all of the stress I have put my body through lately is working itself out.
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We had yoga classes at my previous job and I used to go. Of course, my reasoning for going at first, was to see all of the women bend in various positions, but I did end up liking it. Plus, the yoga instructor was sexy as hell. At the end of the class, she would shut all of the lights off, put on some ambient music, tell everyone to close their eyes and she would walk by everyone and give them a quick shoulder rub with this minty stuff and that shit felt good. I would visualize her massaging my penis and all stress was removed from my body instantly.

Very empowering and positive indeed.
Haha there are always hot bitches in yoga class. This one is off of Mockingbird so you get a lot of the SMU chicks there. It was filled with hot pussy.
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I don't really like the more power yoga stuff, I prefer the slower kind.
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Old 02-15-08, 07:57 PM   #21 (permalink)
 
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um...be real careful who you pay for lessons from, despite it's aura , you might say, yoga can be stressfull on your body / joints if you aren't doing it properly and in teh correct alignment , breathing right, yadda yadda, make sure they have some sort of certification, ive been horrified to see who they let teach at gyms and other places like that.
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and ilove to crack and pop EVERYTHING, my back won't feel right until it's popped in three places...


and spine twists are the life juice of your spine....


i *heart* pigeon pose
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