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Delfonic · 02-18-08, 05:05 PM

The GWB Library

The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be the first at your corporation to make a contribution to this great man's legacy.

The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find).

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go
back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with
shooting gallery.

Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - where you can buy (or
just steal) an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale
model of the President's ego.

To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an
electron microscope to help you locate them.

When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the
individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.

Enchilada · 02-18-08, 05:09 PM

OMG that is so clever.

Sinner · 02-18-08, 05:11 PM

lol

gr8ness

ZipperCream · 02-18-08, 05:14 PM

someone doesn't like Bush.

Enchilada · 02-18-08, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by **FunkFire**

someone doesn't like Bush.

Try everyone that is cool on this board that isn't Xian.

02-18-08, 05:24 PM

Hahahha awesome

Alexis Gold · 02-18-08, 05:39 PM

Quote:

When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the
individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's.

perfect!

BrandonWhat · 02-18-08, 11:36 PM

Rikey.

02-18-08, 05:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
Delfonic Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 8,762	George W Bush Library The GWB Library The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be the first at your corporation to make a contribution to this great man's legacy. The Library will include: The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find). The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery. Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - where you can buy (or just steal) an election. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators. Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the President's ego. To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them. When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's. __________________

02-18-08, 05:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
Enchilada lol butt poking Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Bedford Posts: 10,972	OMG that is so clever. __________________ MySpace Smooth seas make shitty sailors.

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02-18-08, 11:36 PM	#8 (permalink)
BrandonWhat I make WTF out of you. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Austin Posts: 7,196	Rikey. __________________ Have some vengeance for Mr. Sympathy and let me share your pain with myself.

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02-18-08, 05:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
ZipperCream Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: S.F. Posts: 2,175	someone doesn't like Bush.

02-18-08, 05:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
Pits N' Tits Guest Posts: n/a	Hahahha awesome

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