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Old 02-25-08, 12:11 PM   #16 (permalink)
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lol, if only I could tell you how many times I've had this conversation with Eric.
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Old 02-25-08, 12:13 PM   #17 (permalink)
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i'd just fly to a foreign country and gape a 13 yr old girl
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Old 02-25-08, 12:17 PM   #18 (permalink)
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i wouldn't waste my precious hooking time with handjobs

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Old 02-25-08, 12:35 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Um, and I was just thinking what I should do once my job ends....

I would totally be a dom & have a place like uptown... charge $500/half an hour.

Sounds like a plan... and it would be no sex, just beating my slaves & making them lick my boots.
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Old 02-25-08, 12:36 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Um, and I was just thinking what I should do once my job ends....

I would totally be a dom & have a place like uptown... charge $500/half an hour.

Sounds like a plan... and it would be no sex, just beating my slaves & making them lick my boots.
You think you're worth 1,000 per hour?
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high end escorts usually charge around $500/hr these days. so probably a little more than that;-)
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girls who THINK they are high end escorts usually charge around $500/hr these days. so probably a little more than that;-)
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real high end escorts go for more and require more than an hours time minimal. those $500 girls are really reaching and currently sitting at home with nothing to do.
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Old 02-25-08, 12:54 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I think my ambidextrous self could charge a good $100 an hour..
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Old 02-25-08, 01:06 PM   #25 (permalink)
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You think you're worth 1,000 per hour?
No, I KNOW I'm worth that. Have you ever been tourtured by me? Seen me in action?

I've definately got this shit down! I need to think up a good Mistress name...
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real high end escorts go for more and require more than an hours time minimal. those $500 girls are really reaching and currently sitting at home with nothing to do.
since you're being all judgmental and shit, how the fuck do you know?
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since you're being all judgmental and shit, how the fuck do you know?
settle down tiger, my bad if i offended you. i told you before i WORK in the industry. i see EVERY day people that put up ads for independent and agencies. considering it's my JOB i might know a thing or two, has nothing to do with judgment. feel free to point out where i am wrong.
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real high end escorts go for more and require more than an hours time minimal. those $500 girls are really reaching and currently sitting at home with nothing to do.
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LOL @ Ly trying to correct Buzz Killington.

EXTREME laughter out loud from in front of my computer.
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