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Old 02-25-08, 09:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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If you were a hooker...
How much would you charge and why?
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Old 02-25-08, 09:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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When I used to suck dick off Harry Hines, I charged a teener or $80 for the average guy.

For the blacks though there was a 'large handling fee' of $50.
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Old 02-25-08, 10:14 AM   #3 (permalink)
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$5,000
No kissing
Must be decent looking

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can someone please help me balance my checkbook real quick...

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Damn for $5,000 I'd be expecting some grade A vagina w/ the works.

I'm talking roto-rootering the anus, deep throat gaggin', facial blasting all night long.

Even still, $5,000 is too expensive. I'll bet you can get quality trim from a high end escort service for $1500-$2000
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Old 02-25-08, 10:15 AM   #5 (permalink)
 
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I balanced it this morning....go get it tiger!
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Old 02-25-08, 10:17 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I balanced it this morning....go get it tiger!



wanna watch?
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Old 02-25-08, 10:18 AM   #7 (permalink)
 
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I'll video tape!!!!
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It depends on what you want:

Hand job
Blow job
Tea bag
Half and half
Role Play, S&M B&D

yeah it all just depends on if I have to just sit there or if I have to wear chicken costume and really work it.
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Old 02-25-08, 10:24 AM   #9 (permalink)
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**cues the disco wah wah**
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Old 02-25-08, 10:26 AM   #10 (permalink)
 
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Kelle - Make sure you wear Roller Skates....thanks
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Old 02-25-08, 10:28 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I would take $1,000 for a decent lookin girl..

I would take $10,000 for a nasty ass bitch.

I would take $100,000 to fuck a guy in his ass

I would take $1,000,000 to have someone fuck me in the ass. plus, therapy expenses..
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$1 - no one will pay anymore than that for the 5 seconds my 3 inches of steel normally last

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Old 02-25-08, 10:30 AM   #13 (permalink)
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If I was a guy I would tea bag for tips alone.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
It's my balls on your forehead lol!
*hold out hand for monies



finally, I actually "laughed out loud" at work.....greatness!
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Old 02-25-08, 10:31 AM   #14 (permalink)
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LMAO... I love you.


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Old 02-25-08, 10:45 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Juan... will you be my bottom bitch? I'm starting a service.

"Kell's Belles and Cocktails"

I think we can go for that million.
bauahaha.. "Kelles Bottom Bitch".. Im diggin it..
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