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Old 03-12-08, 05:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Mary Ann from Gilligans Island is 69 Years Old

and she recently got busted with 4 half smoked joints and a 2 tins after getting pulled over for erratic driving.

69, and still smoking big. ha


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Old 03-12-08, 05:57 AM   #2 (permalink)
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He said she was swerving on the road because she was trying to find the heater controls in her new car.

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Old 03-12-08, 08:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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For the premise of people stranded on an island with a professor that can BUILD RADIOS OUT OF COCONUTS BUT CANNOT BUILD THEM A WAY OFF THE DAMN ISLAND to be stupid funny and know that folks are loving it, I'd imagine a lot of people were going "green".

Bob Denver was all 'bout it bout it as well.
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Bob Denver smokes weed.

And I'll hit Mary Ann anytime. I'm Asian, she was stranded on an island. Sounds like a match to me.
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mary anne was a rastafarian on the island? who knew?
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Old 03-12-08, 11:00 AM   #9 (permalink)
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why would you roll a new j if you already have a half smoked one in the car?

thats just wasteful yo
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a professor that can BUILD RADIOS OUT OF COCONUTS BUT CANNOT BUILD THEM A WAY OFF THE DAMN ISLAND
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because he was hiiiigh as a hell.

because she was hiiiigh as a hell.

see the pattern, folks?

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poor old lady. let her smoke in peace. she lived a long life and isn't doing anyone any harm...
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matt, marijuana is a gateway drug. she'll be smoking rocks before she's 70
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dude, dude, dude, dude...DUDE. wait. seriously. ok. wait. <laughter> im serious. i can like make a radio out of those coconuts. yuh huuuh, dude. i totally did that before in college, bro. i'm serious. it will be sweet. then after i build the radio, i can make a transmitter that runs only on the coast guard's emergency band.

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what were we talking about again? oh yeah, a raaaadio, man.


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