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Old 04-11-08, 01:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Girl with the Green Ribbon Around Her Neck

A long time ago there was a little girl who had a green ribbon around her neck. One day she went to school and met a boy named Jim. Jim sat behind her in class and noticed the ribbon under her pig tails.

"Why do you wear that ribbon around your neck?" he asked. Someday I'll tell you, she promised.

When they were teenagers, Jim asked the girl on a date. While they were drinking frappes, Jim asked again, "why do you wear that green ribbon around your neck?” She laughed nervously and said, "Well maybe if we ever get married I'll tell you."

Jim fell in love with the girl and they got married. In bed their first night, the only thing his new wife wouldn't take off was the ribbon and he asked, “Okay, we're married now...why do you wear that ribbon on your neck!" She said, "I'll tell you if we ever have kids."

After they had a boy and a girl, Jim asked again,"Please, please, please, WHY DO YOU WEAR THAT RIBBON AROUND YOUR NECK?!?!" She said, if you love me, you'll drop it for now, some day I'll tell you."

So he dropped it. Just accepted the fact that his wife wore a mysterious ribbon around her neck all the time. They got old together, then the woman got very sick, went to the hospital, and the doctor said she was going to die. Her distraught husband sat by her side for days, and finally said, please, tell me now, why do you have that ribbon around your neck? In a croaky voice she said, okay, I'll tell you, take it off now."

He pulled the bow loose and her head fell off.



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Old 04-11-08, 01:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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damn, I haven't thought about that story if forever. just reading the title brought it all back
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her head fell off, WTF! is this supposed to be funny or what?
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This is a scary story. Period.
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I remember that story
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its actually not scary at all
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its actually not scary at all
You had to be around 5,...and see the pictures too.
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nope, even when i heard that story as a kid i wasn't scared. and i am VERY easily scared. my brother finished reading it to me and i was like "i don't get how her head stayed on with just a ribbon".
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Thats the story I was talking about yesterday. Can you find the one about the girl with the zit that was really a spider had laid eggs in her face?
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Guess you're too logical.
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I'm trying to find online scans of it, but so far have come up empty.

I'll update this post when I find 'em.
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