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Old 04-28-08, 11:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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How racist are you?

http://backhand.uchicago.edu/Center/ShooterEffect/

Make split second decisions and shoot armed people or holster your weapon wisely in this online test by the University of Chicago that's meant to determine whether you're racist or not, depending on how fast you are to shoot black and white folk.

It takes a couple of minutes to complete...

My score:

Your Score: 250
Average reaction time:
Black Armed:508.92ms
Black Unarmed:579.56ms
White Armed:548ms
White Unarmed:624.44ms

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Old 04-28-08, 11:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Your Score: 435
Average reaction time:
Black Armed:650.52ms
Black Unarmed:674.32ms
White Armed:699.92ms
White Unarmed:691.04ms

So what does it mean!?

I totally killed like 20 innocents... black and white
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Old 04-28-08, 11:55 AM   #3 (permalink)
 
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yeah i made a lot of mistakes haha

it means if you were a police officer you would shoot black people faster
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Old 04-28-08, 12:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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Your Score: 500
Average reaction time:
Black Armed:717.8ms
Black Unarmed:878.04ms
White Armed:746.76ms
White Unarmed:853.44ms

this "game" is missing some "BOOM! head shot!!" sounds.

also, it is flawed because everyone knows a black guy with a nice cell phone is a drug dealer.

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Old 04-28-08, 12:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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apparently i'm more likely to kill you if you're white & armed:

Your Score: 500
Average reaction time:
Black Armed:770.4ms
Black Unarmed:817.96ms
White Armed:752.68ms
White Unarmed:851.6ms


btw i forgot which key did what half way through
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lol...i started REALLY bad, but then hit a groove

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Average reaction time:
Black Armed:640.64ms
Black Unarmed:767.88ms
White Armed:687.2ms
White Unarmed:713.6ms
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also, it is flawed because everyone knows a black guy with a nice cell phone is a drug dealer.

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Old 04-28-08, 12:20 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Black Unarmed:808.96ms
White Armed:610.64ms
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Old 04-28-08, 03:02 PM   #9 (permalink)
 
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Maybe it's a little rigged. I hit the shoot key as fast as possible non stop through the whole thing. I didn't even look at the screen, and was on the phone. I got this score.

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Average reaction time:
Black Armed:115ms
Black Unarmed:82.56ms
White Armed:123.04ms
White Unarmed:82.6ms
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Maybe it's a little rigged. I hit the shoot key as fast as possible non stop through the whole thing. I didn't even look at the screen, and was on the phone. I got this score.

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Average reaction time:
Black Armed:115ms
Black Unarmed:82.56ms
White Armed:123.04ms
White Unarmed:82.6ms


how would it be rigged? that seems about right if you were just pressing a key.
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Old 04-28-08, 03:06 PM   #11 (permalink)
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how would it be rigged? that seems about right if you were just pressing a key.
Yeah, I guess a couple milliseconds aint much, but why are the armed shoots so much longer than the unarmed? Also the difference in white and black unarmed it around .04 ms, the armed is 8.04 ms.
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Old 04-28-08, 03:23 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I'm only racist against stupid little bitches who hide behind their computer! lmao

***edit I SHOULD OF READ THE THREAD BEFORE POSTING THIS**** damn it
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Old 04-28-08, 08:46 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Black Unarmed:848.4ms
White Armed:648.68ms
White Unarmed:732.8ms
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