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Old 05-15-08, 09:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Anyone got change for a Half-Billion?

Zimbabwe has introduced a new half-a-billion dollar bank note in a bid to tackle cash shortages fed by rampant inflation, the central bank said on Thursday.

"Introducing the new 500,000,000 bearer cheque for your convenience," read a Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe full-page advert in the state daily, The Herald, displaying specimens of the new note.

The note, comes into circulation 10 days after the introduction of a quarter-of-a-billion one early this month.

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i have a box of those being shipped to me right now!! i got my tracking number, too. can't wait. it was so easy. i think i still have the email with all the details if anyone else wants to get in on this. let me know.

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4 MORE YEARS!

I swear if he wins*, then you can kiss Rhodesia's(Zimbabwe) ass goodbye.


*And by winning I mean the ZANU-PF resorting to bullying tatics such as, arresting people, killing, and just general fear/intimidation to sway the vote in Mugabe's favor.
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4 MORE YEARS!

I swear if he wins*, then you can kiss Rhodesia's(Zimbabwe) ass goodbye.


*And by winning I mean the ZANU-PF resorting to bullying tatics such as, arresting people, killing, and just general fear/intimidation to sway the vote in Mugabe's favor.
This is not a prospective consideration. Mugabe has already run the former breadbasket of Africa into the ground. The unemployment rate is running at around... ready..... 80%. He confiscated farms through coercion and distributed them to his cronies and family. They, mostly, ran off the farmers and the place is a disaster. It may well run into massive food shortages and worse.

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This is not a prospective consideration. Mugabe has already run the former breadbasket of Africa into the ground. The unemployment rate is running at around... ready..... 80%. He confiscated farms through coercion and distributed them to his cronies and family. They, mostly, ran off the farmers and the place is a disaster. It may well run into massive foot shortages and worse.

Oh I know and agree with you. I was just thinking a Civil War might break out or the UK might get involved if he steals the election.

The MDC's already claiming victory, but the problem is, they didn't win 50% of the vote so it just keeps going...and going...and going.

Even if there's a new regime, you're right. Zimbabwe is such a shit hole that they need a minimum of 30 years to get to 1/2 of what they used to be.
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I want a 1/2 B Note. What is that in USD, $1?
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Oh I know and agree with you. I was just thinking a Civil War might break out or the UK might get involved if he steals the election.

The MDC's already claiming victory, but the problem is, they didn't win 50% of the vote so it just keeps going...and going...and going.

Even if there's a new regime, you're right. Zimbabwe is such a shit hole that they need a minimum of 30 years to get to 1/2 of what they used to be.
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I want a 1/2 B Note. What is that in USD, $1?

1.00 USD

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204,565,727.39 ZWD

United States Dollars Zimbabwe Dollars 1 USD = 204,565,727.39 ZWD 1 ZWD = 0.00000000488840 USD
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