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View Poll Results: Survival of the fittest?
Nothing, compete with the 2 other guys and hope to win the girl 1 5.00%
Kill off all your competition to ensure you’ll have the girl 6 30.00%
Agree with the other guys to share the girl on a rotating schedule 13 65.00%
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Old 05-21-08, 03:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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If you, one women and two other men were the only ones left in this world what would you do?
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Old 05-21-08, 03:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Kill the other two as fast as possible... before they killed me
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Old 05-21-08, 03:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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hope that they were ghey?

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Old 05-21-08, 03:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Kill the other two as fast as possible... before they killed me
Best answer ever! You've thought about this a lot huh?
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Old 05-21-08, 03:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
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we'd have to share. make sure we have a good mix of favorable genetic material to ensure the survival of the species.

Hey, when the fate of the human race is at hand, I'm willing to have sloppy seconds.
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If you, one women and two other men were the only ones left in this world what would you do?
Hang a 'Not.Yours' sign on the one I wanted to mate with.
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Old 05-21-08, 03:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Kill the other two as fast as possible... before they killed me
Well if we are going to be honest about repopulating the earth, then there needs to be two different fathers and let the seed sort things out.

If we want to be greedy, then yeah, the other two dudes need to be offed or forced to pay for rights to my concubine.



EDIT: Ash beat me to the common sense answer.

Good job, Bear!
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i dont care how good you are at something, im still not jumping on the American bandwagon of rewarding people for bad behavior or being a douchebag. Look whats its done to most of society. Now, because people see acting like that getting rewards, the world is overun with douchebags and bitches thinking behaving that way gets them what they want or respect. Sorry, it's lame.
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hmm, what do these three men look like?
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Best answer ever! You've thought about this a lot huh?
no but it seemed pretty obvious...
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1. ask if woman was ever on ddm
2. if yes - let the other guy have at it
3. if no - let the other guy have at it

standards man...
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we'd have to share. make sure we have a good mix of favorable genetic material to ensure the survival of the species.

Hey, when the fate of the human race is at hand, I'm willing to have sloppy seconds.
lol - think the other two are? Much easier to smash your head with a rock.
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dude. why it gotta be just one chick?

man funk all that
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I would add the remaining people to my Myspace friends list.
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or just leave it up to god and hope he creates another human being from sand and coconuts
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we'd have to share. make sure we have a good mix of favorable genetic material to ensure the survival of the species.

Hey, when the fate of the human race is at hand, I'm willing to have sloppy seconds.
it takes 32 sets of unrelated genes to build a stable gene pool
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