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axmuller · 05-25-08, 12:56 PM

This is the 4th time we've played I'm thinking we should have some DDM people come out to play next time. Even redbull girls ended up showing up some how.

I'll post the rules in a bit, Think of it as drunkin kickball

http://www.flickr.com/photos/dieselg...7604397953602/

> · 05-25-08, 02:18 PM

Wow that looks incredibly homo. lol.

Buzz Killington · 05-25-08, 03:32 PM

hey buddy, considering we don't know each other i hope this doesn't hurt your feelings but i think i am going to wait till next season. koo?

Sir Meh · 05-25-08, 03:41 PM

wtf?
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> · 05-25-08, 03:45 PM

Well I take it back that looks kinda fun but, I wouldn't want to be around mr. spandex balls.

Sir Meh · 05-25-08, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by axmuller

I'll post the rules in a bit, Think of it as drunkin kickball

Kickball is played drunk already though. I know because I am in a league and all the teams drink and we are sponsored by bars in which everyone goes to drink after the games are over.

axmuller · 05-26-08, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Meh

Kickball is played drunk already though. I know because I am in a league and all the teams drink and we are sponsored by bars in which everyone goes to drink after the games are over.

Well the difference is drinking is in the rules. That and the awesome slip and slide full of soap.

axmuller · 05-26-08, 08:11 AM

*ENTRANCE FEE: 12 PACK OF BEER (CANS ONLY)
*WHO: ANYONE 21+

*SLOSHBALL IS KICKBALL WITH DRINKING. ALL STANDARD KICKBALL RULES APPLY

OFFENSE
*All standard kickball rules apply, except..
*There is a bar setup at second base. Before rounding 2nd and going to 3rd you must chug half a beer which your teammate has [hopefully] already poured for you
*When rounding 3rd base the ONLY way to score is by going down the slip 'n slide. Don't suck.

DEFENSE
*All standard kickball rules apply except...
*ALL DEFENSIVE PLAYERS MUST HAVE A CUP OF BEER IN THEIR HANDS AT ALL TIMES. A FREE BASE IS AWARDED FOR ANY PLAYER MAKING A PLAY ON THE BALL W/ NO BEER
*TIP DRILLS ARE HIGHLY ENCOURAGED DUE TO THE SHEER RULING OF FACES IT BRINGS
*Once the ball reaches the pitcher all runners must stop and the play is dead.

DISPUTES
*All disputes are handled with a chug off. This is usually initiated with the "CHALLENGE!" call. The challenger then faces the potential offender in a chug off. The winner has the call go their way. Beer never lies.

MOST IMPORTANT "PAY ATTENTION TO THIS SECTION" SECTION
*AT NO TIME WILL THERE BE ANY BEER CAN VISIBLE IN THE PARK. THIS IS MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE. THROW ALL CANS INTO THE TRASH IMMEDIATELY AFTER FILLING UP YOUR CUP. I WILL STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND IF CATCH YOU DOING THIS

*The first team up to bat is decided by a pre-game waterfall chug. Both teams line up across from each other, and, well, waterfall chugs. If you don't know what that is then you probably were never a true Tri Lam.

*Sloshball is the most epic sport. We get wild, but a controlled wild. Try to keep the clothes to a bare minimum. Thanks in advance.

*If you peg a batter that is vomiting you will most likely be awarded the MVP on the spot. If the batter narfs his vomit OR shomits (new this season) feel free to be my new hero (and personal MVP, which is not creepy at all..........ladies)

*Have fun out there. Don't be uptight and cliquish. We are there to bro and broette out with each other. Meet new people, throw beer on them, but keep the non-gratuitous nudity to yourselves. If you follow. I don't even know what that means.

*This paragraph is dedicated to making fun of Jason Motley. I can probably stop here. It's hard to the see the screen..tears forming..can't stop laughing..okay I'm over it.

*Rick Ross chases his buttery nipple shots with pinot noir.

*Costumes ARE highly encouraged, however if you don't want to then that's fine. No clothes at all is just as much as a costume as a, uh, costume. Write that down.

*If I left anything out (as in chucking people under the bus) please feel free to let me know.

SLOSHBALL RULES! O'DOYLE RULES!

MC Twinkie · 05-26-08, 10:45 AM

No I have not.

(this thread needs a NSFW stamp due to the pic in the first post.)

axmuller · 05-26-08, 11:14 AM

It's SFW

MC Twinkie · 05-26-08, 12:40 PM

Are you kidding?!? That's not even safe for the dog to watch. LOL

Scarlet · 05-26-08, 12:52 PM

We've always played with a keg at second base. Much more fun than canned beer, imo.

axmuller · 05-26-08, 01:13 PM

We thought about that, but it's easier to get people to just bring a 12 pack.

Sir Meh · 05-26-08, 06:01 PM

Eh I'd prolly be down to check it out.

Eric Scholwinski · 05-26-08, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robin T. Fine

Wow that looks incredibly homo. lol.

the guy in the first picture is, in fact a homo.

if it's the same guy i am thinking of.

05-25-08, 12:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
axmuller Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Downtown Dallas Posts: 259	Ever played Sloshball? This is the 4th time we've played I'm thinking we should have some DDM people come out to play next time. Even redbull girls ended up showing up some how. I'll post the rules in a bit, Think of it as drunkin kickball http://www.flickr.com/photos/dieselg...7604397953602/ __________________ Do you like cars?? Dallasimports.net

05-25-08, 02:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
> Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 35,976 Blog Entries: 5	Wow that looks incredibly homo. lol. __________________ I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days.

05-25-08, 03:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
Sir Meh CHIT! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 15,350 Blog Entries: 1	wtf? \ __________________ Like any other symptom of emotional damage, the bully is emotionally crippled and sociologically hindered, so you can see how desperate and ineffective all his or her anger and lashing out is

05-25-08, 03:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
> Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 35,976 Blog Entries: 5	Well I take it back that looks kinda fun but, I wouldn't want to be around mr. spandex balls. __________________ I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days.

05-26-08, 08:11 AM	#8 (permalink)
axmuller Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Downtown Dallas Posts: 259	ENTRANCE FEE: 12 PACK OF BEER (CANS ONLY) WHO: ANYONE 21+ SLOSHBALL IS KICKBALL WITH DRINKING. ALL STANDARD KICKBALL RULES APPLY OFFENSE All standard kickball rules apply, except.. There is a bar setup at second base. Before rounding 2nd and going to 3rd you must chug half a beer which your teammate has [hopefully] already poured for you When rounding 3rd base the ONLY way to score is by going down the slip 'n slide. Don't suck. DEFENSE All standard kickball rules apply except... ALL DEFENSIVE PLAYERS MUST HAVE A CUP OF BEER IN THEIR HANDS AT ALL TIMES. A FREE BASE IS AWARDED FOR ANY PLAYER MAKING A PLAY ON THE BALL W/ NO BEER TIP DRILLS ARE HIGHLY ENCOURAGED DUE TO THE SHEER RULING OF FACES IT BRINGS Once the ball reaches the pitcher all runners must stop and the play is dead. DISPUTES All disputes are handled with a chug off. This is usually initiated with the "CHALLENGE!" call. The challenger then faces the potential offender in a chug off. The winner has the call go their way. Beer never lies. MOST IMPORTANT "PAY ATTENTION TO THIS SECTION" SECTION AT NO TIME WILL THERE BE ANY BEER CAN VISIBLE IN THE PARK. THIS IS MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE. THROW ALL CANS INTO THE TRASH IMMEDIATELY AFTER FILLING UP YOUR CUP. I WILL STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND IF CATCH YOU DOING THIS The first team up to bat is decided by a pre-game waterfall chug. Both teams line up across from each other, and, well, waterfall chugs. If you don't know what that is then you probably were never a true Tri Lam. Sloshball is the most epic sport. We get wild, but a controlled wild. Try to keep the clothes to a bare minimum. Thanks in advance. If you peg a batter that is vomiting you will most likely be awarded the MVP on the spot. If the batter narfs his vomit OR shomits (new this season) feel free to be my new hero (and personal MVP, which is not creepy at all..........ladies) Have fun out there. Don't be uptight and cliquish. We are there to bro and broette out with each other. Meet new people, throw beer on them, but keep the non-gratuitous nudity to yourselves. If you follow. I don't even know what that means. This paragraph is dedicated to making fun of Jason Motley. I can probably stop here. It's hard to the see the screen..tears forming..can't stop laughing..okay I'm over it. Rick Ross chases his buttery nipple shots with pinot noir. Costumes ARE highly encouraged, however if you don't want to then that's fine. No clothes at all is just as much as a costume as a, uh, costume. Write that down. If I left anything out (as in chucking people under the bus) please feel free to let me know. SLOSHBALL RULES! O'DOYLE RULES! __________________ Do you like cars?? Dallasimports.net

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05-25-08, 03:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
Buzz Killington King Douchuous the IV Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,959	hey buddy, considering we don't know each other i hope this doesn't hurt your feelings but i think i am going to wait till next season. koo?

05-26-08, 10:45 AM	#9 (permalink)
MC Twinkie Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: I'm always fresh and full of cream filling! Posts: 2,036	No I have not. (this thread needs a NSFW stamp due to the pic in the first post.)

05-26-08, 11:14 AM	#10 (permalink)
axmuller Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Downtown Dallas Posts: 259	It's SFW __________________ Do you like cars?? Dallasimports.net

05-26-08, 12:40 PM	#11 (permalink)
MC Twinkie Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: I'm always fresh and full of cream filling! Posts: 2,036	Are you kidding?!? That's not even safe for the dog to watch. LOL

05-26-08, 12:52 PM	#12 (permalink)
Scarlet Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Baton Rouge Posts: 458	We've always played with a keg at second base. Much more fun than canned beer, imo.

05-26-08, 01:13 PM	#13 (permalink)
axmuller Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Downtown Dallas Posts: 259	We thought about that, but it's easier to get people to just bring a 12 pack. __________________ Do you like cars?? Dallasimports.net

05-26-08, 06:01 PM	#14 (permalink)
Sir Meh CHIT! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 15,350 Blog Entries: 1	Eh I'd prolly be down to check it out. __________________ Like any other symptom of emotional damage, the bully is emotionally crippled and sociologically hindered, so you can see how desperate and ineffective all his or her anger and lashing out is

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