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Old 06-05-08, 05:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Whoa... Stifler's mom.
Ladies and gentlemen: this is the real-life Stifler's mom.

Brody Jenner's 58-year-old mother -- repeat, 58-year-old mother -- Linda Thompson showed off her bangin' beach bod while on a family vacation to Hawaii.

BTW, she was Elvis' GF.


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Old 06-05-08, 05:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Nice, but I bet her vagine is like sleeve of wizard.
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Old 06-05-08, 05:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Nice, but I bet her vagine is like sleeve of wizard.
BWAHAHAHAHAA!!

so you're saying you'd prefer for it to be like a 7yo boys anus?
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Old 06-05-08, 05:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
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yeah not so much.
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Old 06-05-08, 05:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Wait so that's Kim Kardashian's step mom?

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Nice, but I bet her vagine is like sleeve of wizard.
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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Old 06-05-08, 05:28 PM   #6 (permalink)
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yeah OH k.....

plus i can see all kinds of leathery build up on da body....

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Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
assuming you're packin' just a hot dog.

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Old 06-05-08, 05:31 PM   #8 (permalink)
 
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yeah OH k.....

plus i can see all kinds of leathery build up on da body....

ewwwww yeah.


not so much.


I apologize.
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Old 06-05-08, 05:36 PM   #9 (permalink)
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i wonder how much that body cost
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Old 06-05-08, 05:45 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I think her body looks great for her age. You gotta give props to her being 60 and looking like that. Plus only surgery can do so much, you can tell she takes care of her shit. Good for her!
 
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how odd.... was wondering the same thing... that and what kind of plastic her boobs felt like... are they giggly plasticy or are they like a tupperware bowl upside down?
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Old 06-05-08, 05:47 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Shit, you guys all wish your wives's body looked that good now Hahhaa j/k
 
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I would suck on her tits. If her body looks that good, I'm sure she has had a vaginoplasty (or 2).
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Old 06-05-08, 05:54 PM   #14 (permalink)
 
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She looks good in the bikini pic, but the other one? Yuck. Those big fake plastic lookin' boobs are gross... or that's a horrible bra. Boobs should not stand up straight when a woman lays down... and I'll bet hers do.
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i'd be willing to bet the majority of people talking shit in this thread aren't in that good of shape now.. much less when yall will be 40.. and especially 60. lollllz
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