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Old 06-07-08, 02:50 AM   #151 (permalink)
 
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I've entertained the idea of getting a really hot expensive escort as an indulgence, especially while on vacation or something. But in reality, it's a fantasy, and I'd probably never actually go through with it. But it's a thrill I kinda entertain doing at some point in life, like skydiving.
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Old 06-07-08, 03:16 AM   #152 (permalink)
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I've entertained the idea of getting a really hot expensive escort as an indulgence, especially while on vacation or something. But in reality, it's a fantasy, and I'd probably never actually go through with it. But it's a thrill I kinda entertain doing at some point in life, like skydiving.
Lie. You already have it planned out in your head. I bet you even have the champagne you'll be drinkin' already on back order.
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Lie. You already have it planned out in your head. I bet you even have the champagne you'll be drinkin' already on back order.
yea, got her # on the speed dial and everything. sometimes i call it just to hear her, then hang up out of embarassment. other times i'll call and try and set the deal, but chicken out, and start stuttering trying to play it off asking her how much her 'rates' are.. keke
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I was in amsterdam last year and my friend got with one, he loved it. I had a g/f at the time and I didn't really know what to expect so I passed. If I go again I'll prolly give it a whirl
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Yeah... The people talking about Amsterdam girls are right. Euro prostitutes are MUCH different than the American breed.

I hung out with a pack of punk rock girls in St Pauli in Hamburg for a few days, and it was several days of hanging out before I learned that they were all prostitutes.

I would have SERIOUSLY never guessed.

Here.... Well..... Not all strippers go that far (actually very few do), and not every stripper has "stripper syndrome" BUT every hooker I've ever encountered here has a seriously bad case of stripper syndrome or are flat out crackheads.

And no... I've never slept with a prostitute... Though I did hook up with a stripper once that I now suspect dips in those realms. She wasn't "working" in any of my encounters with her, platonic or otherwise. She still emails me. Its been years since I started ignoring her contact attempts. Don't want none of that crazy girl no more, though. TOO messed up in the noggin.
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yea, got her # on the speed dial and everything. sometimes i call it just to hear her, then hang up out of embarassment. other times i'll call and try and set the deal, but chicken out, and start stuttering trying to play it off asking her how much her 'rates' are.. keke
In high school, I called from the main office to one of the chicks in the back of the Observer. But that bitch hung-up. All I asked was, if she was willing to make an "office call".
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Yeah... The people talking about Amsterdam girls are right. Euro prostitutes are MUCH different than the American breed.

I hung out with a pack of punk rock girls in St Pauli in Hamburg for a few days, and it was several days of hanging out before I learned that they were all prostitutes.

I would have SERIOUSLY never guessed.

Here.... Well..... Not all strippers go that far (actually very few do), and not every stripper has "stripper syndrome" BUT every hooker I've ever encountered here has a seriously bad case of stripper syndrome or are flat out crackheads.

And no... I've never slept with a prostitute... Though I did hook up with a stripper once that I now suspect dips in those realms. She wasn't "working" in any of my encounters with her, platonic or otherwise. She still emails me. Its been years since I started ignoring her contact attempts. Don't want none of that crazy girl no more, though. TOO messed up in the noggin.
email pls. I want some DDM stories to tell the grandkids.
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shiet...i think it was my 21st b-day and me n my buddies were looking for something to do other than wasting gas driving around town. so i had an observer in my backseat. so my boy vic went to the very back and called some chick named "maria" i think. we called and no later than 30 minutes she was "hot n ready" at my moms house and danced for me and my buds and then she asked who the b-day boy was and i raised my hand and she took me to my room like if she knew where it was automatically...next thing you know i was like "is this really happening". she finished then she let me finish on her boobs...30 seconds later she was cleaning her self off and heading out the door like it was everyday business....5 minutes later my mom came home and said " whats smells Richard?".........
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