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Old 06-06-08, 12:19 PM   #16 (permalink)
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if i were tim i wouldn't want a hooker's dirty ass mouth all over my dick either
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Old 06-06-08, 12:20 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I, um, lost my virginity that way. My senior year of high school me and four of my friends went to a cat house and got setup. My girl was not bad, she was pretty, blonde and thin; it was over in about 30 seconds. She was so thrilled about de-flowering me she let me rest for 30 minutes and gave me one for free.

I think it cost me about $200. The dollar was alot stronger then; come to think of it, so was I.
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Old 06-06-08, 12:20 PM   #18 (permalink)
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if i were tim i wouldn't want a hooker's dirty ass mouth all over my dick either
I am sure that it how he sees it. I, however, think it would be fun to watch. She would have to super hot though.
 
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Old 06-06-08, 12:21 PM   #19 (permalink)
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so you're not worried at all about her being clean, just that she's hot?

those girls in amsterdam HAVE to be clean; the hookers here, not so much
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Old 06-06-08, 12:22 PM   #20 (permalink)
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dont you have to be clean to work at bunny ranch and all that? If i was going to do it, id definitely do it at a real place
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Old 06-06-08, 12:24 PM   #21 (permalink)
 
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I, however, think it would be fun to watch.
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Old 06-06-08, 12:26 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 06-06-08, 12:37 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 06-06-08, 12:38 PM   #24 (permalink)
 
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Your first time was with a hooker? $200? That sucks
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Old 06-06-08, 12:39 PM   #25 (permalink)
 
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A friend of my ex's was with a hooker once, and couldn't finish.
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Old 06-06-08, 12:42 PM   #26 (permalink)
 
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Your first time was with a hooker? $200? That sucks
Well, she worked at a house, so part of that fee certainly went to the management.

At the time, I thought it was a GREAT deal.
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Old 06-06-08, 12:45 PM   #27 (permalink)
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A friend tried to get me to go to the Chicken Ranch outside of Vegas way back, so I asked him how much it would cost. He said, "well you know that girl you were with last night?" "Yes." "She would cost about $1200." "Dude, that girl was hot last night, but she bought my drinks last night and put out. Have fun."
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Old 06-06-08, 12:48 PM   #28 (permalink)
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paying for pussy is for suckers. drinks and dinner - thats a different story. if you spread the cost of pussy and how many times you're gonna it hit over the cost of a few meals it just averages out better and makes sound business sense to spend your money that way.

diversify your bonds nigga.
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Old 06-06-08, 12:49 PM   #29 (permalink)
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