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Old 06-20-08, 02:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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HAWTALTA? I dunno.

So a woman took a black man into a room and said: Show me if its true what they say about black men.

So he slapped the bitch and took her purse.
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Shit, I have a hard enough time talking to my wife about a FFM threesome. Wives can be such cockblockers sometimes!
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Old 06-20-08, 02:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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What do you call a pilot that is black?




A pilot you fucking racist!
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LOL. I'd say it publicly.
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Old 06-20-08, 02:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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If you had said this on Juneteenth, it would've been funnier. We've moved on to taking people's women and fine cutlery, Madam.

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i dont care how good you are at something, im still not jumping on the American bandwagon of rewarding people for bad behavior or being a douchebag. Look whats its done to most of society. Now, because people see acting like that getting rewards, the world is overun with douchebags and bitches thinking behaving that way gets them what they want or respect. Sorry, it's lame.
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Old 06-20-08, 02:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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heard a funny obama one the other day but i dont feel like putting the flame suit on today.
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A pilot you fucking racist!
HA! Nice
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heard a funny obama one the other day but i dont feel like putting the flame suit on today.
Ah c'mon, don't be a vagina
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pm it to brian and let him tell it... that way it's ok.

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hahaha... hmmm
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pm it to brian and let him tell it... that way it's ok.

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I'll only charge you bottle service and two white females of my choosing, DA.

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i can make that happen haha
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lol reminds me of this quote from overheardinnewyork.com :

Tourist husband with camera: We could ask him. [Points to black man.]
Tourist wife: No, I don't think thats a good idea.
Black man: Listen to your woman, I woulda taken that shit and run!
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