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Old 06-20-08, 02:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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(Racist) Joke of tha day
HAWTALTA? I dunno.

So a woman took a black man into a room and said: Show me if its true what they say about black men.

So he slapped the bitch and took her purse.
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Shit, I have a hard enough time talking to my wife about a FFM threesome. Wives can be such cockblockers sometimes!
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Old 06-20-08, 02:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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What do you call a pilot that is black?




A pilot you fucking racist!
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Old 06-20-08, 02:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL. I'd say it publicly.
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Old 06-20-08, 02:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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If you had said this on Juneteenth, it would've been funnier. We've moved on to taking people's women and fine cutlery, Madam.

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Old 06-20-08, 02:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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heard a funny obama one the other day but i dont feel like putting the flame suit on today.
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What do you call a pilot that is black?




A pilot you fucking racist!
HA! Nice
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Shit, I have a hard enough time talking to my wife about a FFM threesome. Wives can be such cockblockers sometimes!
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Old 06-20-08, 02:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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heard a funny obama one the other day but i dont feel like putting the flame suit on today.
Ah c'mon, don't be a vagina
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Shit, I have a hard enough time talking to my wife about a FFM threesome. Wives can be such cockblockers sometimes!
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Old 06-20-08, 03:02 PM   #8 (permalink)
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pm it to brian and let him tell it... that way it's ok.

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hahaha... hmmm
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pm it to brian and let him tell it... that way it's ok.

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i can make that happen haha
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lol reminds me of this quote from overheardinnewyork.com :

Tourist husband with camera: We could ask him. [Points to black man.]
Tourist wife: No, I don't think thats a good idea.
Black man: Listen to your woman, I woulda taken that shit and run!
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