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Old 07-21-08, 01:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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top 13 sci-fi babes

Was a bit stuck for time to get around to writing anything of worth today so i 'borrowed' this fantastic top-list from Heckler Spray - You will have to go to the site anyway coz all of the videos of the listed beauties are there - So everyone wins in a weird sci-fi-web-trade-appreciation kinda way

They are the women that drive men to warp fact five - the ultimate sex sirens of space.

Nothing quite gets you through the dull talk about black holes and plasma shields than the sight of a sexy girl in a spacesuit.

Well, grab hold of your lightsabres because Heckler Spray has combed the length and breadth of the galaxy to come up with the hottest girls ever to appear in a sci-fi movie or TV programme.

13/ Dana Scully from X Files
Ok, she's a red-head and probably old enough to be you mom right now, but back in the day she was every young teens ultimate fap material - No sci-fi top list could fail to include her!

12/ Charlize Theron - Aeon Flux in Aeon Flux
Ok, the film was a huge, steaming pile of turd, but she looked really hot. Lets be honest here, what was it that made you buy a movie ticket or pick up the DVD for this film? I know what it was for me, the cute blonde chick on the cover, the film could go swivel as far as i was concerned!

11/ Jessica Alba - Max Guevera in Dark Angel
Does Dark Angel count as sci-fi? Who cares! It's Jessica Alba for God's sake? I remember trying to watch the entire series on TV when this came out, nothing much really happened and the story plot moved forward so slowly it was worse than paint drying, but every scene with Alba in made it watchable!

10/ Natalie Portman - Queen Amidala in the Star Wars prequels
Ok, lets seperate the men from the boys here (or geeks from the nerds) - She is the only reason to see the Star Wars prequels - PERIOD! She may have worn some very un-sexy outfits and been a candidate for a nun's convent....BUT!!

9/ Milla Jovovich - Leeloo in The Fifth Element
We're not sure if it's the orange dreadlocks, the dodgy accent or the incredible body, but we certainly enjoyed MIlla time. Also (and lets not forget this), apart from being a camp gay-fest of a film it did have Bruce Willis and he made the whole thing watchable. Mila also gets 10/10 for what has to be the smallest sci-fi babe outfit ever created!

8/ Jeri Ryan - Seven Of Nine from Star Trek Voyager
There is a part of us that finds this a bit odd. She is half human and half cybernetic drone for crying out loud. But there's something about a skin-tight grey jumpsuit and a metal eyebrow that really hits the mark. Seven of Nine? More like nine out of 10. However the debate swings, she was most definitely fap-tastic !

7/Ashley Judd - Robin Lefler in Star Trek Generation
Definitely the sexiest girl ever to appear on the Star Trek: Next Generation. Actually, that's not that hard. Maybe we need a rethink on this?

6/ Erin Gray - Wilma from Buck Rogers
Possibly a controversial choice, but we do not care. Put it this way, why else would you put up with that stupid, twatting robot? It's like Lost now. We've almost come to hate the fact we're still watching that heap of dung. But then we see Kate and everything seems okay again.

5/ Grace Park from Battlestar Galactica
The second sexiest toaster in Battlestar Galactica - Nuff said !

4/ Sigourney Weaver - Ripley in the Alien series
Now there is no doubt that Sigourney Weaver started to look a bit ropey by the end of the Alien franchise - just like the films! But there is something about a girl who can kick the shit out of bad ass, stomach-bursting aliens that really gets the old juices flowing. And let's face it, you still would

3/ Number Six from Battlestar Galatica
Has an unattainable toaster ever looked that sexy? Tricia Helfer is a Canadian actress and former model, just about a perfect resume for a humanoid Cylon

2/ Jane Fonda in Barbarella
It hardly counts as science fiction - more like one big sexual innuendo (maybe it should be called Carry on Up The Black Hole) - but the opening sequence alone makes her a must on this list. I know she's old enough know to be your grandmother, but this is fiction.....Right?

1/ Carrie Fisher - Princess Leia in Star Wars trilogy
For anyone who wants to argue, we have two words for you: gold bikini. This writer will never forget the day I went to see Return of the Jedi. I was a fresh-faced nine-year-old boy, but by the time I left, I was a man. Life was never quite the same after that. The fact she turned into a bi-polar addiction chick from hell does nothing to cloud those joyful childhood memories
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man i can watch the 5th element over and over again. so much good stuff in that flick.
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Charlize Theron in Aeon Flux is my number one

but were is the girl from weird science
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Billie Piper would definitely be in my list of sci-fi babes, and I would move Gillian Anderson to 1.
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man i can watch the 5th element over and over again. so much good stuff in that flick.
That movie was the apex of Chris Tucker's career.
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Not a bad list, but top 5 is a lil off.

/cue "Eye of the Beholder" beauty speech
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This list epically fails for leaving out Sean Young as Rachael in Blade Runner.

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ps: btw...where the fuck is Jadzia Dax from DS9? double failure :klaxons:
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Charlize Theron - Aeon Flux in Aeon Flux


Milla Jovovich - Leeloo in The Fifth Element


Jeri Ryan - Seven Of Nine from Star Trek Voyager

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9/ Milla Jovovich - Leeloo in The Fifth Element
We're not sure if it's the orange dreadlocks, the dodgy accent or the incredible body, but we certainly enjoyed MIlla time. Also (and lets not forget this), apart from being a camp gay-fest of a film it did have Bruce Willis and he made the whole thing watchable. Mila also gets 10/10 for what has to be the smallest sci-fi babe outfit ever created!
I think she is bad ass in all her si-fi rolls, plus she almost always shows her boobs.
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yeah all are good. charlize in that role without question is my #1.
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