Which ddmer is this?

[Chode_OhSnap]

Pinko has an angry, almost genetic loathing for privilege, greed, social exploitation, racism, sexism, homophobia, pro-lifers, the religious right, environmental degradation, the NRA, US imperialism, multinational corporations, big business, Republicans in general and George Bush in particular. Pinko openly admires Oliver Stone, Noam Chomsky and Michael Moore and anyone else who is critical of the US government and bourgeois culture. She ardently believes there is no enormity of which the United States is incapable and regards its entire history as an unbroken legacy of avarice, deceit and injustice. Though Issues, Weenie, Fragile Femme and sometimes Ideologue will defend Pinko in battle, her extremely predictable and tedious attacks eventually exhaust even those inclined to support her.

The Amazon

[Chode_OhSnap]

Sexy Coco:

(taken from the web site's forum)

The Nostalgist

The Nostalgist is completely oblivious and often disdainful of the latest trends. He is firmly wedded to the past, and will defend its virtues to the death. Whether it's social mores, arts & entertainment, or technology, everything was so much better way back in (fill in the year). The Deacon (and to a lesser extent, Toxic Granny) is a natural ally of the Nostalgist, and he will sometimes call on the Cyber Sisters to back up his assertions; his enemies tend to be Enfant Provacateur and (on occasion) Ethnix. Idealogue will sometimes pick a fight with the Nostalgist, but generally, the Nostalgist is usually seen as an out-of-touch oddball and is often ignored.

[Chode_OhSnap]

Man, the forum is just as funny as the ones showcased!

[Salad Fingers]

Who am I?

[TheAmazon]

AFRO AND ALL


and for the record..im more pro life than pro choice

[TragicallyUnhip]

This one is Kim. lol



Garble is a mystery: Is he a foreigner with only tenuous grasp of English? Is he on drugs? Does he suffer a serious mental debility? Is he typing wearing boxing gloves? Garble's rampant typos, malapropisms and execrable grammar can't be blamed solely on poor typing skills. Garble is all the more puzzling because if one manages to hack his way through the tangled muddle of his messages a discernable idea will often emerge. For example, in a forum discussion about a painting he might say, "Sorry the picchr the har is wrog. The culir. I liike the lips bot teh Paintng is sucs". When someone refers to his random capitalization Garble might say something like, "oPS i HITTED THE CAPDLOCK". Garble drives Grammarian and Nitpick absolutely nuts, but he disdains all efforts at correction, and if complaints persist he will indignantly sign exit saying, "yuor forum si stupef. bYE!" HINT: Garble may be Net Rat.

[DJ Titan]

Originally Posted by Chode_OhSnap

Sexy Coco:

(taken from the web site's forum)

The Nostalgist

The Nostalgist is completely oblivious and often disdainful of the latest trends. He is firmly wedded to the past, and will defend its virtues to the death. Whether it's social mores, arts & entertainment, or technology, everything was so much better way back in (fill in the year). The Deacon (and to a lesser extent, Toxic Granny) is a natural ally of the Nostalgist, and he will sometimes call on the Cyber Sisters to back up his assertions; his enemies tend to be Enfant Provacateur and (on occasion) Ethnix. Idealogue will sometimes pick a fight with the Nostalgist, but generally, the Nostalgist is usually seen as an out-of-touch oddball and is often ignored.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

lol

[DJ Titan]

Originally Posted by Chode_OhSnap

Strumpet finds sex talk completely irresistible and constantly forwards excruciatingly unfunny and lurid jokes to the discussion forum. She always manages to sprinkle conversations with references to private parts and will never let pass without comment any mention of the words "eat," "enter," "come," "rub," etc. She disregards the women and flirts with all the men, often bragging that she has a husband or boyfriend that expertly satisfies her putatively voracious sexual appetite, but forum members....er, participants...quickly conclude no husband or boyfriend exists. Should any Warrior challenge her directly Strumpet will disparage her attacker's sexual orientation and/or penis size. CAUTION: Strumpet may be a man.

Ms. DJ

i was gonna say the ever lovely ms. robin t fine, she tries to be a dude with her sports antics.

jokes robin!!

[Binx]

*waiting on someone to do me*

No, not in that way........

Wait.... oh fuck........ you know what I mean.



Alcohol buzz is kicking in!

[snoopy]

damn, i just woke up to take a shower and head into work....you niggas are getting ruthless already......

lol, this is going to be fun in about 8 hours or so......

i am curious as to what folks perceive me as being on this list...and where are you guys getting this stuff or was i not paying attention to a link (sorry no contacts in yet)?

[TragicallyUnhip]

DDM vs. whoever it is this week:



A Swarm hive is almost impossible to detect. When a hapless victim stumbles on a forum that houses a Swarm and disturbs it with an offending message, the Swarm will erupt and fly at their victim from all directions. Taken one at a time the irrelevant, often mindless individual attacks can be easily brushed aside, but because of the sheer volume of the assault even the strongest Warriors must eventually yield. WARNING: Only those who are highly skilled in Swarm management techniques should attempt to wade into a Swarm hive. but even with protective clothing opposing Warriors should expect to suffer a few stings.

[TragicallyUnhip]

Originally Posted by Binx

*waiting on someone to do me*

No, not in that way........

Wait.... oh fuck........ you know what I mean.



Alcohol buzz is kicking in!

Target is the guy everyone in a forum loves to hate. He brings this upon himself; he may be a known cheater in a game forum, a conservative among liberals, a Windows guy among Mac enthusiasts, or even a man in a women's forum. Why Target places himself in such dicey situations is anyone's guess, but he seems genuinely oblivious to the danger. When Warriors unleash their collective fury upon him his usual reaction is "Hey, what did I do?" or "Why do you all hate me?" Target eventually gets the hint after a while and moves on. NOTE: Target often serves as a useful pressure valve for the forum's pent up hostilities. Therefore, if the current Target has been driven off or immobilized a new target will be quickly selected. CAUTION: Target is a favorite disguise of Troller amd Evil Clown.

[Binx]

Yea I figured as much..... almost described me to a T.

[Salad Fingers]

Is it just you or does this guy seem to babble on and on without making any sense whatsoever? Does he lurch from one non sequitur to another? Are you baffled by his obscure metaphors? Are there so many typos you think that maybe he was typing while wearing a catcher's mit? Can he really MEAN what he just said? What in the hell is hey talking about, anyway? Is this guy smoking something? Well, yes...in fact he is, and lightly tethered in orbit high above the Earth Bong remains far beyond the grasp of the even the most powerful of Warriors.

LOL.

[johnny861]

Originally Posted by TragicallyUnhip

This one is Kim. lol



Garble is a mystery: Is he a foreigner with only tenuous grasp of English? Is he on drugs? Does he suffer a serious mental debility? Is he typing wearing boxing gloves? Garble's rampant typos, malapropisms and execrable grammar can't be blamed solely on poor typing skills. Garble is all the more puzzling because if one manages to hack his way through the tangled muddle of his messages a discernable idea will often emerge. For example, in a forum discussion about a painting he might say, "Sorry the picchr the har is wrog. The culir. I liike the lips bot teh Paintng is sucs". When someone refers to his random capitalization Garble might say something like, "oPS i HITTED THE CAPDLOCK". Garble drives Grammarian and Nitpick absolutely nuts, but he disdains all efforts at correction, and if complaints persist he will indignantly sign exit saying, "yuor forum si stupef. bYE!" HINT: Garble may be Net Rat.

ROFL!!

Kim should change her handle to like Greta Garble or something...