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Old 08-19-08, 08:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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OMG! Creepy!

Dunno if this has been posted already, but eep! Checkout the pics.

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SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico (AP) - A Puerto Rican man has been granted his wish to remain standing—even in death. A funeral home used a special embalming treatment to keep the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina standing upright for his three-day wake. Dressed in a Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses, Pantoja was mourned by relatives while propped upright in his mother's living room.
His brother Carlos told the El Nuevo Dia newspaper the victim had long said he wanted to be upright for his own wake: "He wanted to be happy, standing."
The owner of the Marin Funeral Home, Damaris Marin, told The Associated Press the mother asked him to fulfill her dead son's last wish.
Pantoja was found dead Friday underneath a bridge in San Juan and buried Monday. Police are investigating.
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Old 08-20-08, 12:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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him just standing in the corner like that is very creepy!
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Old 08-20-08, 12:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I don't think I'd be down with that kind of wake. I get creeped out enough at open casket funerals.
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I don't think I'd be down with that kind of wake. I get creeped out enough at open casket funerals.
i don't think i would either! i would end up leaving not long after arriving! i'd be waiting for him to move or something like night of the living dead....no thank you!
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Old 08-20-08, 07:23 AM   #5 (permalink)
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omg what if he fell over while you were there. holy shit, that would be bonkers.
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Old 08-20-08, 08:55 AM   #6 (permalink)
 
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I'd have to take it up another level and ask for a tent pole as well.
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Old 08-20-08, 08:59 AM   #7 (permalink)
 
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The guy looks like a real stiff.
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Old 08-20-08, 09:49 AM   #8 (permalink)
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the urge to pose him in hilarious positions would be too overwhelming for me
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Old 08-20-08, 10:41 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Reminds me of that comedian that said at his funeral he wants to be dropped down on wires like a marionette and have techno playing. And hire John Stamos to come to his funeral.
Someone find a youtube clip, or atleast remember the guys name.
He's the one with a car bed on Grandmas Boy.

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Reminds me of that comedian that said at his funeral he wants to be dropped down on wires like a marionette and have techno playing. And hire John Stamos to come to his funeral.
Someone find a youtube clip, or atleast remember the guys name.
He's the one with a car bed on Grandmas Boy.
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