Quantum entanglement

[SmoothHeavy]

So I just learned about this neato phenomenon. WTH? Yeah I'm just posting this to pretend I'm smart. Big whoop wanna fight about it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_entanglement

[Daryl]

So we are actually already dead, but the Hadron Collider has put is in a constant state of life to balance out the fact that we are already dead.

So this is what Schroedinger's Cat feels like.

[SmoothHeavy]

I liken my ticket queue at work to Schroedinger's Cat.

[The Real Rick Springfield]

Marriage is a quantum mechanical phenomenon in which the quantum states of two people are linked together so that one object can no longer be adequately described without full mention of its counterpart — even though the individual objects may be spatially separated.

</sappy nerd romance>



john

[MACK]

wow...

[matias]

for someone with a hardon about the hadron I thought you would have already read up on this

[SmoothHeavy]

dude....

Originally Posted by The Real Rick Springfield

Marriage is a quantum mechanical phenomenon in which the quantum states of two people are linked together so that one object can no longer be adequately described without full mention of its counterpart — even though the individual objects may be spatially separated.

</sappy nerd romance>



john

[SmoothHeavy]

Originally Posted by matias

for someone with a hardon about the hadron I thought you would have already read up on this

I know total failage.

[NoKegger4U]

wot?

[hepkatmama]

Originally Posted by The Real Rick Springfield

</sappy nerd romance>

[MACK]

those shirts are fuckin rad...

[SmoothHeavy]

kekeke, saw this in cracked the other day.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/tag/quantum-theory/

The Theory: Quantum Entanglement

The Crazy Part:The part where you jiggle an electron on one side of the universe and an invisible force traverses millions of light years and smacks another electron into wiggling instantaneously, which is about a million years faster than is technically possible without time travel.


What It Says: That if two electrons are created together, they are forever “entangled,” much like you and your high school sweetheart according to some shitty poems you wrote in tenth grade. And, also like you and your ex-love, regardless of the distance between the two electrons, a change in quantum spin in one electron will immediately cause the other electron to change spin as well. So like, when she has sex with Bob Feeney, the team’s QB after the first date, even though you’re home alone playing Tetris, your heart will ache with a sudden and unmistakable pain. That’s the pain of entanglement, my friend.

So What Does This Do For Me? Teleportation, holmes. Only really tiny. In theory, you could separate two electrons by as much space as you wanted (say, the breadth of the universe), and they’d still be linked in such a way that actions taken on one would affect the other instantaneously. Meaning information is being transmitted at speeds faster than light. Meaning, if you want to really go nuts, time travel. And though the party pooping scientists have been busy coming up with limitations on the kind of information that could be transmitted (it seems super-fast computers that allow you to play Gears of War against people in parallel dimensions may be a ways off), no one has yet been able to disprove the theory that there is an invisible force in the universe capable of affecting matter millions of light-years away…instantly.

Wait, It Gets Worse: If you subscribe to the whole “Big Bang” thing, then there was a point in the past in which every atom in the universe was condensed into a singularity. Which means everything, even you and that bastard Bob Feeney, are quantumly entangled. Some scientists have even gone so far as to claim that quantum entanglement shows that there is no such thing as space, and that everything in the universe is still touching. Space is just an illusion created by our flawed perceptions, and we’re all one. The hippies were right after all.

Level Of Mind Blowing-ness: A fistful of acid tabs followed by the flume ride at Disneyworld.

[matias]

you're doing it wrong!

[hepkatmama]

all is nothing baby.

[matias]

Originally Posted by hepkatmama

all is nothing baby.

you know I tripped really hard on mushrooms one night and I came accross this little concept in the absurdity that was my mind at the time - needless to say I knew I had reached enlightenment. then I stopped hallucinating